What About the Dogs?

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As you get to know your boy Fitzgerald readers you're quickly going to learn that there is three things that I hate. The first is douchey Head Coaches, the second is douchey Quaterbacks, and the third is West Coast teams traveling East for a 1:00 PM eastern standard time kickoff. When those three things meet, it's easy sledding for Fitzy and the entire NYMWS franchise and fan base. Well folks, get ready for that usual bank account erection Fitzy's been giving you. Clay's beloved GMEN are hosting the San Fransciso 49ers  as 4 point dogs at Jet's Stadium this Sunday for a 1:00 PM eastern standard time kickoff. 

Now don't come at this blogger/podcaster with all that three straight NFC Championship mumbo/jumbo talk. This ain't my pre-pubsent 49ers with Joe Montana or Steve Young or Coach Walsh filling the ever important roles of Quarterback or Head Coach. Instead we have Jim Harbaugh (who seems to be looking to pull the old "puerto rican pull out" on his coaching career in San Fran) and Colin Kaepernick (who is more concerned with being an instahoe than a star quarterback)filling those important roles. These two are a match a made in heaven. Heck, Harbaugh ought to go the Rex route and get some ink to show his loyalty to his boy Kaep. I'm sure Colin can recommend a good tattoo artist. So what we have here is our douchey Head Coach (Hardouche), our douchey Quarterback (Kaep) and thank you whoever makes the NFL schedule this  'rice and roni' treat plays at 1:00 PM eastern standard time visiting the east coast. 

The only sketchy part of this whole equation is that the GMEN suck the big one. They got smacked around by Beast Mode and Russel last week in Seattle and I definitely don't think this 3 and 6 football team is any better than their record presents them as. But I do believe Big Blue is ready to follow Coach Coughlin's latest mantra and STAND TALL. Rashad Jennings is finally coming back and even if he is limited he should be able to give Mr. ELITE the veteran help he needs on this crappy offense. There is also no shot that anyone in this 49er secondary can cover ODB (or O-BJ), so look for him to help the GMEN win us all some shekels as well. 

Now I'm not going to get crazy. I'm taking the points. If this thing drops to 3, buy the .5 because I as much as I think the GMEN pay Perry off and win this thing out right, I also think there's a good chance they can find a way to lose by a field goal. 

GMEN 24 - 49ERS 20 (currently at +4 for Big Blue, but make sure you get it at more than a FG or buy the hook at +3, J.I.C)

-Fitzgerald

p.s. Speaking of douchey QBs, remember Jeff Garcia and his smokebomb of a wife...

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