Fitz's What About the Dogs?

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Fitzy ain't scared. He ain't ever scared. That's why this week we're outside of the club and we're going back to the well. Sure Coach Coughlin, Eli, The Offensive Coordinator with the Mushroom Cut and the rest of the G-Men let us down last week on this very column. But it's time to forgive and forget because there's a little water left in that well and we're going to try to suck it dry this week.

Big Blue is playing the home-dogs role again this week at Jet's Stadium against Tony Romo and the Cowboys on Sunday Night. Now last week it was sketchy because we talked about how much the GMEN suck the big one. This week it's sketchy because the Cowboys are undefeated ATS on the road. Or....or...or..maybe it's not sketchy because Eli and his tribe are the best bet to disrupt such a ridiculous ATS record. No way, no how can Tony keep this up. Sure Dez gets in the end zone. Sure D-Murray gets his. Sure this thing goes OVA! 

But have no fear Big Blue Nation. Eli, O-BJ, Rashaad and whoever else the Offensive Coordinator with the Mushroom Cut gets involved will help you shock the world on Sunday Night. 

Cowboy 24 at Giants 27....(Giants +3.5)

p.s. Don't let it drop below a field goal because I can't guarantee the GMEN don't lose this thing on a last minute field goal. (aka buy the hook if it's at +3)

WELCOME TO NEW YORK....

-Fitzgerald

FantasyFitz's Week 12 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Tre Mason(Rams RB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

It's Tre Mason time folks. 29 (yeah that's right 29!) carries last week for our boy means that Coach Fisher and the Rams finally get it. Tre Mason is the best back on this team and it's time for us to follow his new the theme song (FEED ME MORE). This is probably let down city for the Rams heading out to San Diego but the bottom line is if they want to win this thing they're going to have to follow last week's formula. Run the football and keep the quarterback off the field. Tre should get 25 carries and that will be enough for 100 and a score in the Ram's effort to beat everyone's favorite WINDOW THROWA. 

BBW - Josh Gordon (Browns WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Somebody has to be the one to do it. Everyones favorite weed smoker who doesn't blog for NYNWS gets back on the playing field this week and it seems like expectations are high by many fantasy experts in the industry. It seems like most have him ranked between the 10-20 range for wide receivers, but I'm going to be the one to say #NOPE2DOPE this week. While I'll applaud anyone who's stashed Josh this long (and I'm sure anyone who's stashed him this long needs to play him here), I think our boy lays a dud. Let's keep it real. Besides the fact that it's first game back on a run happy team, our boy Josh Gordon needs to survive a night out in the ATL before he even takes the field on Sunday. Plenty of trouble for him to get into. I've seen that film with the rubber band man. Shit gets real in the ATL. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Vincent Jackson (Bucs WR)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

Josh McCown returns to the Windy City this week and as the troubled Windy City Quaterback Jay Cutler told everybody this week, this guy will make you better. The player Josh will be making better this week is forgotten wide receiver Vincent Jackson. The lesser known member of the 'Jackson 5' has become the lesser known member of the Buc's wide receiver corp lately as Mike Evans has seemed to become the new numero uno in the city famously known for Ybor City. With all the attention on the former aggie, look for V-Jax to be open enough to help your fantasy lineup this week. 

-FantasyFitz

  

Fitzy, Papa John's Spokesman & Lauren Tannehill's Husband Go OVA

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Good news playas. It's bounce back time again with the great Peyton Manning. Only this time we're not going against a weird winless team and we're not laying the wood. Peyton and Co. host Ryan Tannehill and the Miami Dolphins tomorrow at Sports Authority Field at Mile High and the better looking half of @NYMWS is here to tell you that the point total in this one is going to be similar to the altitude. 

The Broncos were tripped up last week on the road by the St. Louis Rams  in a contest that saw Peyton put up 22.3 less points than his season point per game average. The Broncos are now sporting a 7-3 record and wouldn't you know they've only scored less than their season PPG total in their three losses this season. Ok, so now you're wondering, why's that relevant Fitzgerald? That's relevant because there is absolutely NO CHANCE the Broncos lose this one. Look for them to bounce back big time with a win that is fueled by their high powered offense. And oh yeah, Emmanuel Sanders being dead and Julius Thomas maybe not playing won't stop Peyton from scoring in the thirties. While it's all well and great that the Bronocs are going to throw up a thirty plus spot in this game, we're still going to need our wingman to help us ultimately score. 

I recently came across an article that was titled "3 Things the Miami Dolphins' Defense Must Do vs Denver Broncos". Personally, I laughed. I'm sure the guy that wrote this is just doing his job and is a talented reporter. But the bottom line is, there isn't shit the Dolphins' Defense can do vs the Broncos. Peyton's putting up thirty plus and there isn't anything this Dolphin defense can do to stop it. Heck, they can send that smokebomb Launen Tannehill to Peyton's place and she could offer Peyton all kinds of weird sexual shit in exchange for not finding the end zone. Our boy Peyton is still scoring his thirty plus. The Dolphins best shot is to roll Tannehill out there and let him try to keep up. Let Ry-guy go do his thing and hang somewhere near his 24.9 PPG average on the scoreboard.

Broncos 31 - Dolphins 24...OVA 47.5 

-Fitzgerald

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Clay Lays The Wood With AROD

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Even though I wish that the AROD I am referring to in my title was my 3rd baseman, Alex Rodriguez, I think everyone understand that I am talking about Mr. Munn himself, Aaron Rodgers.  I've said it once and I'll say it again this guy is a special playa, not only on the field, but obviously also off it by bagging his brunette southern belle. This isn't Fitzgerald though, so I will not be drooling over her this whole post, but I will be drooling all over the team that Rodgers quarterbacks. 

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Ok.  Now I'll focus on that team.  I swear.
Green Bay is on an incredible run at the moment.  The Pack has won 6 of their last 7 games after starting the season 1-2 and they have dismantled their last 2 opponents by a combined score of 108-34(!). Listen I get that the Bears aren't good this year, but they are still a division opponent and the fact that the Packers got in that ass with a final score of 55-14 is insane.  Oh yea and how about our guy Marky Mark Sanchez?  The Sanchize looked like a stud in his first start in over 2 years, but last week Green Bay brought him back to his old Jets days and basically shoved a hotdog right down his Eagles throat by spanking them 53-20.  Just stupid.

The Packers have an offense that is clicking at the moment like no one else in the NFL, and good news for them, they get to see a Vikings team this week that can't do shit on offense and can't stop a nosebleed on defense.  

This is the second time these 2 will face each other this year, as Grenn Bay won handily 7 weeks back, 42-7 at Lambeau.  Yes, the Vikings will be home this time around but they don't even have their own stadium.  They play at an outdoor college stadium because these genius' in Minnesota thought it'd be a good idea to knock down the Metrodome before their new place was built.  Again, just stupid.

Rodgers is a master of the cold, ok.  I mean like Big Mike said "he can win on Mars", so going into this dump in Minnesota shouldn't be an issue.  

Teddy Bridgewater, the Vikings QB, will be a good player some day but not this week.  The kids going to be overmatched.  He's got no running game, no receivers to throw to and he's going to be playing from behind from the coin flip. 

I mean how could ANYONE have a chance against a team that's in the trailer for a major motion picture????(See 1:05)

Packers(-9)-45 Vikings-14

-ClayTON

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PS

I'm not into the whole Clay Matthews ponytail look, but Fitzy tells me that shits hot.  He also wouldn't mind being the ham in his sandwich.  Just sayin.

Break Down the Blog Episode 3 / Check the Scoreboard

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Week 3 of NYMWS is in the books and the NYMWS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLDDDDDD got together to #breakdowntheblog on Episode 3 of the NYMWS Break Down the Blog Podcast.

NYMWS BREAK DOWN THE BLOG EPISODE 3

CHECK.THE.SCOREBOAD

NYMWS Week 3 Scoreboard 

Fitz's Ws: BBW, Moped Ride

Fitz's Ls: What About the Dogs?, Viagra POW

Clay's Ws: OVA

Clay's Ls: Lay the Wood, UNDA

NYMWS Week 2 Overall: 3-4

Fitz: Wagers 0-1, Fantasy 2-1

Clay: Wagers 1-2, Fantasy 0-0

NYMWS Lifetime Overall: 9-11

Fitz: Wagers 2-2, Fantasy 4-2

Clay: Wagers 2-5, Fantasy 1-2

Thank you to all of our readers, listeners, followers and likers for another great week! 

-CLAY & FITZY

Ova/Unda Week 11 for Clay with help from da Pope

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Folks, nothing gets a gambling man more wet than two studs facing off in primetime on a Sunday Night.  I mean I don't know about you guys but just like Carrie UnderWOOD says "I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night".  And no one agrees with this more than the Pope himself, our ova/unda cover man, Mr. Michael Francesca, ok?
Another thing Mike and I love is we love us some Andrew Luck.  Besides needing a razor, this kids a stud and will probably break Peyton Manning's passing yards record this year because this guy throws the ball 300 times each week.  He's an absolute monster who does nothing but put up points.
Luck may be the NKOTB to throwing up points, but Tom Brady's been doing this shit for 15 years and talk about a guy who loves primetime, Brady shines when the bright lights are on.  These two QB studs know how to take advantage of these new rules that make this a complete offensive game and points will be scored in bunches.  
Neither team has that great of a defense, I mean they're ok, but no one will be able to stop either offense tonight at the Oil Can in Indianapolis

Patriots-37 Colts-35 (57.5) OVA

From one amazing primetime game to another, as the Steelers fce off against their long time rival the Tennessee Titans in Nashville!  Actually nah, this game blows.  This is going to be an absolute snooze fest that the Steelers will dominate.
Pittsburgh is coming off of an embarrassment against the Jets and will take out their frustrations against Matthew McConaughey's character from Dazed and Confused, alright alright alright.

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But even though the Steelers will put up points, the Titans will not.  Sorry Tennessee, but you suck.

Steelers-31 Titans-6 (46.5) UNDA

-Clay

PS

On my way to GIANTS Stadium(FU Fitz) lets hope my boy didn't put the maloik on us and we take care of business and stay in the hunt.  

Clay Lay's The Wood Out West AGAIN

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Folks, here we go.  You ready?  Time to lay the wood and surprise here but we're heading back out to the west coast once again.  That's 3 weeks in a row.  How bout that??

But this time I'm following the lead of my partner in podcasting, my brotha from anotha motha and I am going to pick against those freaks out in Oakland because of one reason, The Window Throwa--Philip Rivers.

You either love or hate this guy.  He's annoying, fiery, always yelling at someone, and always just has that smug face on.  Oh yea and he loves to talk shit.  I'm personally a fan, and no not just because he's on my fantasy team.  Basically I'm really jealous of the guy.  He's a real good quarterback, not great, but it doesn't matter because he play in one of the best places in the world with fans that aren't too crazy.  

He's in the second to last year of a 6 year $92 million deal which ain't bad for a guy that's made it to the AFC Championship only 1 time in his career.  I mean that's 1 less time than me and Fitz's guy, Mark freakin Sanchez.

Rivers' wife isn't anything special and he has about 27 kids, so that's pretty tough, but besides that this guy has the life I want.  

I know I got off track for a second but this all leads up to the main point that PRivers and his Chargers are about to annihilate daaaaaa Raiddddddaaass(fat ass spray on hair Chris Berman voice) this week.  The Chargers are coming off a bye, so not only are they well rested, they are extremely pissed off after Miami and Ryan Tannehill shit all over them a couple of weeks ago.  Poor Justin Tuck and that banged up Raider defense.  But I mean is it that bad that the Raiders get to hang out in San Diego this weekend??

Chargers(-10.5)-41 Raiders-10

-ClayTON

PS

Cortland might own Ithaca just as much as the Chargers own the Raiders.  How bout C-State taking the Cortaca Jug for the 5th straight year?? Hey Ithaca SUCK IT.  IC Shit

FantasyFitz's Week 11 Minaj a Trois

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