Sunday, December 13, 2015

FantasyFitz's Week 14 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - LeSean McCoy(Bills RB)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Shady is throwing the ultimate revenge banger this week and he's got the perfect wingman for the party. Rexy is going to feed right into the noise and he'll ensure the Eagles all time leading rusher gets his against Chip. 

BBW - DeMarco Murray (Eagles RB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

We have a messy situation with our Viagra Play's "replacement" in South Philly. With most of us fantasy footballers playing in our playoffs or to get into our playoffs there's no way we can put the now reported 4th string Eagles running back in our lineups. But hey, as bad as it for DeMarco, at least he can still say he fucked Clay's chic...
Photo credit - https://twitter.com/BrennanClay24   
Moped Ride of the Week - Tim Hightower (Saints RB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

With Mark Ingram down there's touches for the taking out in NOLA and it looks Timnado is in line to take them. Once the news came out about Ingram we all picked a side. Some of you we're Spiller guys like Clay, and some of us we're Hightower guys like yours truly. I thought I'd watch this one play out for a week, but with @RapSheet reporting on twitter this morning that Timmy's getting the load, and the state of the RB position this season, I'm time traveling back to 2008 and starting the 10 TD fill in. 

-FantasyFitz

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