Happy Born Day Clay

Important day on the NYMWS calendar, as one half of the tag team champs turns 29 years old today. Happy born day to my brotha Clay. For those of you who aren't down, that means happy birthday to my brother Clayton. 

Clay shares his birthday with some of our favorite athletes like Prince Fielder and Doug Christie. With some of our favorite musicians like Ghostface Killa and Billy Joel. And of course, with one of our favorite reality stars, the stone cold fox Audrina Patridge. 

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Now the fucked up part about Clay's birthday is that it is also one of our arch enemies birthdays. Bolts GM, Steve Yzerman, turns the big 50 today. Today's game just got real. Forget elimination. Forget do or die. Forget the chance to move on to the eastern conference finals. You know both squads want to give their guys the ultimate birthday gift with a victory today. Expect a lot of passion on display today, as the Bolts play for Stevie Y, and our Isles play to give our guy Clay the only gift he really wants today. Forget that "cake, cake, cake, cake, cake" that Mrs. Clay is going to give him later. Forget that "Happy Birthday Daddy" card that his new little puppy is going to give  him today. All Clay really wants is for JT and Greiss to fire up the comeback train with a decisive victory in Tampa. Give it to him boys. Make him scream "YES! YES! YES!" - like only you can. 

Clay...

What if I told you....that I love you. You're not just my blogging brother from another, and you're not just my partner in podcasting. You're my best man, and my best friend. I wish you the happiest of birthdays, and don't let all these mother's spoil your fucking day. I would have loved to celebrate your birthday together, but when I asked what you were doing for your birthday you responded by texting "eating ass", and that's just about the only activity that we don't do together. Hopefully I see you soon. Heck, maybe we'll even pod together again sometime. Happy birthday you bougie mick.

Love,
Fitz (xoxo)