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Rule number one of golf is that nobody wants to hear about your round of golf. Rule number whatever comes before one is that nobody especially wants to hear about your round of golf, if your name is Yoesnis Cespedes and you have been out the lineup for the past three games.
Yoenis Cespedes officially landed on the 15th hole day DL yesterday due to his right quadricep injury. While the last thing this struggling squad needed was a Yo-Anus trip to the DL, the real last thing they needed was YoAnus trip to the DL; following a morning threeball with Kevin Millar, and some other name I can't read on their scorecard.
Is it possible that Cespedes put the finishing touches on his inevitable disabled list trip on the course yesterday? Sure. Is it likely? No. But that doesn't get the $27.5 Million Dollar Man a pass. He is so lost. For him to sit there for this picture, with his scorecard, and his shit-eating grin on his on face, puts the finishing touches on my beliefs, that YoAnus, will always be an anus.
Why would he take this picture? Why would he let Kevin Millar post this picture? Why would Kevin Millar do Yoenis like this? Did D'Angelo Russel hack into Kevin Millar's phone, and twitter, and post this?
The worst part about this, is that in a sport like golf, this can all be avoided. There a plenty of private clubs in the New York Metro area that are some of the most exclusive joints in the world. No phones, no photos, no farting. Show up, golf, play grab-ass with Millar, and then you wind up on the DL because "the last at-bat, the second swing, I felt."
Rest up Yoenis. Get healthy. Come back mashing, and we'll give you a mulligan...till your next move finds you back in a hazard.
-Fitzgerald
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