Clay's Week 9 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Kelvin Benjamin (Panthers WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

The big, numba 1 wide out in Carolina has been feast or famine so far throughout this season.  Since he only hauled in 2 catches last week, I did some serious math and have come up with a feast week for Kelvin.  It helps that his quarterback is in need of a monster week after just destroying the refs after last weeks game against the Cardinals.  Benny is poised to have a huge afternoon against the much smaller d-backs from LA.  That coupled with a pissed out QB and  not anywhere to be found on the injury report, look for a huge week from the other #13 in the league.
  

BBW - Jordy Nelson (Packers WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Tough to call one of my favorites a BBW this week but it happens to all of us.  Sometimes we go out as the best looking dude , with the best dance moves, most money and funniest conversation starters in the book but you still seem to end up alone at the end of the night.    You got so  much ass in your face at the club but you zero in on one chick, she's sexy and seems to be into you but she ends up using you to get a couple cocktails and then leaves.  It's too late to pull anything else, not even a dog, so you are left to go home and just beat it.  Jordy is hands down the best option for A-Rod, but because of such limited options, the Colts defense will be doubling and triple teaming him all day.  He will get a couple of catches but the Colts will make sure he doesn't find the end zone.  Devante Adams and Ty Montgomery are much better, and cheaper options at this spot.

Moped Ride of the Week - Joe Flacco (Ravens QB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Is he?  Why yes, Joe Flacco is elite this week.  The Steelers secondary is still trying to figure that whole idea of covering receivers and tackling.  Joe, I like this for you, I like it a lot.  The elite one is looking to exploit the suspect Steeler D in a game that's always tight.  If you love defense, be sure to stay away from this one.  This game will be a shootout and Flacco will thrive.

Check the full roster for me below and let's win some cash!

POS	PLAYER	OPP	SALARY
QB	Joe Flacco	Pit@Bal	$5,500	swap out
RB	Le'Veon Bell	Pit@Bal	$7,700	swap out
RB	C. West	Jax@KC	$4,400	swap out
WR	Davante Adams	Ind@GB	$5,900	swap out
WR	Kelvin Benjamin	Car@LA	$6,800	swap out
WR	Donte Moncrief	Ind@GB	$5,800	swap out
TE	Antonio Gates	Ten@SD	$3,000	swap out
FLEX	Brandin Cooks	NO@SF	$7,500	swap out
DST	Dolphins	NYJ@Mia	$3,100

All da Love
-Clay