FantasyFitz's Week 9 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Derek Carr $6,300 (Raiders QB)

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Fresh off his 500 yard day, you should have sold high on Derek Carr right? Wrong! Fantasy footballers, join me on the not so crowded Derek Carr does NOT fade in the second half bandwagon. My guy DC is going to go out this week and prove to the world that he is for really real against a tough Denver defensive unit. After last week, you would not think a coming out party is necessary, but for some reason, it is. Pay $6,300 and join the party. 

Viagra P.S. - In the same game, I'm down with paying $6,300 to get some WR1 production out of Emmanuel Sanders. Carr's defense is not into covering the opposing team's pass catchers. Don't be shocked if he produces better than the $8kers. Speaking of $8kers, OBJ is back from his bye. I am all about quarterbacks no one is talking about, because I also think OBJ's guy, Eli Manning, is worth a start if you need a fill-in this week. Eli, at home, off a bye. TB12 owners this one's for you! 

BBW - Jay Ajayi $6,000 (Dolphins RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Here's the deal. I am that guy. We were on our way home from my bachelor party, and Jordan Reed was ruled out. I needed a fill-in, and Arian Foster was active. I used Ajayi the week before, but who needs him with Arian back. So yeah, I am a Jay Ajayi dropper. I have played it cool, acted like I am not phased by his production, but with my guys Jizz Rodgers and Spence Ware ruled out, I am forced to face reality. I could really use some Jay Ajayi right now, but fuck Jay Ajayi. It is time to pick him off. He is still the same guy that forced the Phins to sign Arian Foster. Lets bank on the Jets defense to finally shut down a running back this season. Give me Todd Gurley for $200 cheaper on DraftKings. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Chris Ivory $3,200 (Jaguars RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week, but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Everyone's favorite hype train, the Jags, has officially fallen off the track this season. There's a new sheriff in town, as the newly appointed Nathaniel Hackett takes over the offensive coordinator position. If I am Nate...which I could be...for all that you know...I am thinking how the hell do I shake things up a bit. Here's a fresh idea. Stop giving it to that weirdo TJ Yeldon, and feed the 5-year, 32-million-dollar back your organization brought to town. What do you have to lose? And for $3,200, what do we have to lose? Due to the the yuckiness of the position, I like him even more in a standard league.  

Moped P.S. - Besides the Window Throwa's familiar face, Antonio Gates, no one is healthy in SD. With Reed, Gronk, Bennett, and Eifert all on bye, the former basketballer is a TE1 this week. 

-FantasyFitz