Steel City Dogs On The Road

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With Russell Wilson taking selfies with  Ciara and posting them on Insta, and his coaching staff just ripping him for it, could it get any worse for this guy?

I do believe he did guide them to 2 consecutive Super Bowl appearances and from what I know about him he's an all around good guy.  I may not be a fan, but shouldn't his coaching staff?  Pretty embarrassing stuff from Pete Carroll and his coaching staff, but it's nothing new for a loser like himself.  Pete's a cheater, sore loser and overall bad dude.  Hey Pete keep thinking 9/11 is an inside job and that your big money QB sucks, I'm sure that helps morale.

Doesn't help that Seattle welcomes in the big time offense led by a healthy Roethlisberger and AB84.  The 2015 version of the Legion of Boom has been boomlet and the only thing that will be able to stop this offense would be Russell Wilson's chastity belt.

Steelers(+3.5)-28 Seahawks-27

-Clay

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Clay Lays His Fav Big Blue Wood

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12-3.  The Giants are 12-3 in the last 15 games against Washington and Kirk Cousins numbers against the Giants have been pretty awful in his career.  

This game reminds me of the last game of the 2010 season when I took the trip down to Landover, MD for the season finale game between the Giants and Hogs.  One of the best games I was ever at; 4 rows from the Giants bench, Ahmad Bradshwad threw me his glove, the Giants won, Boomer and Carton got the Coughlin "KISS MY ASS" sound byte, I drank my first 2 Four Loco's ever, drove to AC after the game, and went to the recently shut down Rainbow Room.  I don't care if I was with two degenerate friends or that I got a rusty trombone, it was still a top 10 night in my life.  Anyways the was a beat down and that's basically what I am saying this will be.

I heard a great call into Mike this morning where the called likened the Hogs to the Colorado Rockies because they only win at home.  I like that, ok.  That was a good call, ok.  And just like the Rockies, the Hogs just do not match up against teams well, and the Giants are a team that exploits their weaknesses.

Prince is back.  The defense is finally buying into Spags' system and they will win going away and make the path to the division title that much easier.

Hey Kirk.....

Giants-35(-2.5) Washington-13

-Clay

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What About Famous Jameis?

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I've always thought Jameis Winston was a total knucklehead but he's quickly forcing me to change my feelings with his recent play. During my morning twitter scrolling I saw two tweets from @RapSheet today that made me officially hop on the Famous Jameis bandwagon. He's dialed in and fully prepares himself to step on the field with an opportunity to win each week. With a fellow first overall pick on the sidelines for his opponent today, I'm all in on underdog Jamies at Lucas Oil. 

Bucs (+3) 20 – Colts 17

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Fitzy the Addict Lays the Wood

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I'm an addict. I can't stop and I won't stop. Fitzy (not me, the QB Fitzy) shaved the beard, QC got cut and S Rich is back. I have to lay the wood based on that. I'm going to keep doing it and I know all you fellow addicts are as well. Let's squish the fish today! 

JETS (-4) 27 - Dolphins 10

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Clay's Week 12 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - T.J. Yeldon (Jaguars RB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

The rook hasn't been healthy in weeks, but coming off of the nice 10 day lay off after Thursday Night Football, the young man is feeling good.  The mini will help a guy that seemed to have hit a wall in recent weeks and will hopefully revitalize his team to a division title.  The Jags also have the matchup to shoot Yeldon up anyones rankings.  The Chargers traveling east have been historically bad and so far this season their beat up defense is giving the most points to running backs in the entire NFL.  Get this boy in your lineups.

BBW - Brandon LaFell (Patriots WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I'm all about the match ups this week and this is the main reason for this pick.  With the top 2 WR's out due to injuries LaFell slides into that role like Lucky Lance has been sliding into our DM's.  And just like we shut Lance down every time, the same is going to happen to LaFell today in Denver.  The Pats offensive line sucks, the weather is calling for a wintry mix, and TB12 just doesn't trust this guy enough yet.  There are much better options out there, please get him out of the lineup if you want to win.

Moped Ride of the Week - Antonio Andrews (Titans RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

I've watched about half of the Raiders games this season since I anointed them my team this season and even though the offense always comes to play, the defense seems to sleep walk some weeks.  Especially against the run.  I see a lot of points this week in this interesting game and Andrews will break a few runs.  Andrews scores twice and cracks the century mark, so he is an absolute must start.

Fantasy Fitz's Week 12 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Allen Robinson(Jaguars WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

This one is way over due. How has A-Rob not been a Viagra Play this year? Allen Robinson is 129 yards away from becoming the first Jag since 2005 to have 1,000 receiving yards in a season. With the Chargers on tap today, expect the Penn State alum to achieve that milestone in Jacksonville. 

BBW - Sammy Watkins (Bills WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Hey Rexy, stop trying to make Sammy Watkins happen. Rex came out again this week doing his 'they need to get the ball into Sammy's hands schtick.' Don't let same old Rexy fool you with his nonsense. Sammy's been disappointing on (and off) the field this season, and there is no way you can trust him in your lineup against this red hot Andy Reid defense. Keep Sammy on the bench, and we're going to Disney World.

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Moped Ride of the Week - Gary Barnidge (Browns TE)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

I was really upset when I first heard about Johnny Football's latest demotion. But my frown quickly turned upside down when I remembered that I own me some Gary Barnidge, and Johnny's benching gets me back the Josh McCown-Gary that I first fell in love with. Sure Johnny got the juices going with a TD pass to the Barn last week, but Josh is the man that all of us Gary Barnidge guys and gals want. With the McCowidge reunion on deck for Monday night, Rosa Mendes' daytime date is this week's Moped Ride. 

-FantasyFitz

Turkey Dinner with Cam

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With all of the talk about the funky appetizer, the main course may be the best meal of the day literally and figuratively may be the most delectable of this beautiful day.

The undefeated Panthers crash Jerry's World to square off against the Dallas Romo's.  Tony's undefeated this year, albeit in only three games, but I mean the guy is 3-0.  Cam's undefeated too, oh wait but he's 10-0!  Everyone is jumping Romo's bones and sucking his cock saying that this will be the week, this will be the team that beats Carolina and sends them home with their first loss.  I say NO SIR.  Romo will be the turkey of the day, as the best pass defense in the league smothers Dez and Co. like I'll smother my mashed potatoes with some of that warm brown gravy.  Cam with be as sweet as those candied yams that mom makes so good and boost his MVP credentials.  Look for Jerry's World to turn into Ron Rivera's Playhouse and those 'Cats will "Keep Pounding".

All this food talk's got your boy hungry!  Let's do it.

Happy Thanksgiving errbody! 

Panthers 30  - Cowboys 16 (PK)

p.s. Fantasy Dip - Jonathan Stewart is your Viagra, Dez BBW, and Devin Funchess is your Moped.

Fitzy's Main Course

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The NYMWS Tag Team Champions of the World are splitting up for the main course and Chef Fitzy is serving the dish that you want. Fitzy's main course is predictable. Clay's...not so much. Clay's goes to Thanksgiving feasts that serve ham instead of turkey. So stick with Fitzy, who's sticking with his word of being all in with Dem Boys the rest of the way, and enjoy some predictable, delicious, turkey as the Cowboys serve Cam his first loss of the season. 

Happy Thanksgiving Playas! 

COWBOYS (PK) 27 - Panthers 24 

p.s. Fantasy Dip - Dez is matchup proof (a.k.a a Viagra Play), See Stew as a BBW (no one likes Stew on Thanksgiving). 

-Fitzgerald

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