Sunday, November 29, 2015

Fantasy Fitz's Week 12 Minaj a Trois

Photo credit - hitfix.com / Filter - NYMWS
Viagra Play of the Week - Allen Robinson(Jaguars WR)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

This one is way over due. How has A-Rob not been a Viagra Play this year? Allen Robinson is 129 yards away from becoming the first Jag since 2005 to have 1,000 receiving yards in a season. With the Chargers on tap today, expect the Penn State alum to achieve that milestone in Jacksonville. 

BBW - Sammy Watkins (Bills WR)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Hey Rexy, stop trying to make Sammy Watkins happen. Rex came out again this week doing his 'they need to get the ball into Sammy's hands schtick.' Don't let same old Rexy fool you with his nonsense. Sammy's been disappointing on (and off) the field this season, and there is no way you can trust him in your lineup against this red hot Andy Reid defense. Keep Sammy on the bench, and we're going to Disney World.
Photo Credit - @sammywatkins on IG
Moped Ride of the Week - Gary Barnidge (Browns TE)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

I was really upset when I first heard about Johnny Football's latest demotion. But my frown quickly turned upside down when I remembered that I own me some Gary Barnidge, and Johnny's benching gets me back the Josh McCown-Gary that I first fell in love with. Sure Johnny got the juices going with a TD pass to the Barn last week, but Josh is the man that all of us Gary Barnidge guys and gals want. With the McCowidge reunion on deck for Monday night, Rosa Mendes' daytime date is this week's Moped Ride. 


-FantasyFitz

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