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On yesterday's episode of "The Jets and the Fitzless" Coach Bowles spoke calmly, down in Boca Raton, on Gang Green's contingency plans if our favorite Harvard grad decides to sign with another team....."You want everything to work out fine, but if it doesn't work out fine you better have Plans B, C and D. And you still have to win with those plans."
Coach Bowles didn't divulge into the specifics of "Plans B, C and D", but through my sawces, I was able to gather the information he withheld...
Plan B: Bryce Petty...
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Plan C: Boomer Esiason...
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Plan D: Johnny Manziel (accompanied by Bianca Ghezzi..hopefully)...
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When concocting the plans for life without Fitzpatrick, apparently once it got to Plan D it was time for Woody to take over the concocting from Mikey Mac and Coach Bowles. Desperate as ever to fix this he did what he knows how to do best. Nobody wants to get to Plan D, and even though Bowles said we need to be prepared to win with any of the plans, Woody feels it's better to turn his attention to winning the back page. If B and C don't work, Woody's turning to Drew Rosenhaus' new client Johnny Football.
Woody was smart enough to at least put a caveat on Plan D. If Johnny is guilty of what he's alleged to have done to his ex-girlfriend, then Woody says he is (rightfully so) out of the plans, and Plan D will be changed to...
Alternative Plan D: Geno Smith...
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Pass the champagne Johnny....here's to hoping Plan A works out!
-Fitzgerald
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