Swaggy the Victim

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With the debacle that is this current presidential race, I appreciate a story like this because it reminds me that not all is wrong in the world today. Swaggy is on video saying he cheated on his fiancee, and D'Angelo Russell, the cameraman/interviewer, is getting all the public heat because he violated the bro code. I worry about our future. But a world where Swaggy is the victim, and Russ is the bad guy, that's a world that not even Trump or Hillary can destroy. This is the stuff that makes America great. 

Seriously though, these guys are teammates. Where's the teamwork? They couldn't work together and draw up a defense against this situation. I mean, Friday is April 1st. How about a "got emmmmm, this was an April fools joke we were playing on Iggy Az. Swaggy would never cheat, we both love Ig. LOL. JK THO." Where's Byron on this one? Better yet, where's Kobe on this one? Can the Black Mamba take a break from signing shoes for one minute and help his boys out? I know you guys are trash on the court, but you're still professionals. You're all better than this. 

-Fitzgerald

p.s. We should have totally had KP secretly filming Fish this year. The old cocksman Fish would have made Swaggy look like a choir boy.