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It's time to say farewell to the most successful coach in the history of the Seawolves men's basketball program. Multiple sources are reporting that Steve Pikiell is being hired to fill the head coaching vacancy at Rutgers University.
There is no way any man on this green earth wants to leave the beautiful Suffolk County to live in the Dirty Jerz but we all get why Coach Pikiell has to do it. You can't turn down a move to the Big Ten Conference. The women on Long Island might be much more attractive than the foul mouthed Jersey broads, but the Big Ten is a bonafide dime piece compared to the American East, and the reigning American East champion coach has earned a shot at a dime piece. It doesn't matter that Rutgers basketball sucks major D right now. It doesn't matter that they begged the Hurley brothers to double team them before asking you to marry them. All that matters is that Steve Pikiell is now listed as the current head men's basketball coach of a Big Ten school on wikipedia.
Congrats Steve. LI will miss you.
-Fitzgerald
p.s. I'm not sure who the candidates are to replace him at Stony Brook but I'd like to toss my hat in the ring....to coach home games only.
There is no way any man on this green earth wants to leave the beautiful Suffolk County to live in the Dirty Jerz but we all get why Coach Pikiell has to do it. You can't turn down a move to the Big Ten Conference. The women on Long Island might be much more attractive than the foul mouthed Jersey broads, but the Big Ten is a bonafide dime piece compared to the American East, and the reigning American East champion coach has earned a shot at a dime piece. It doesn't matter that Rutgers basketball sucks major D right now. It doesn't matter that they begged the Hurley brothers to double team them before asking you to marry them. All that matters is that Steve Pikiell is now listed as the current head men's basketball coach of a Big Ten school on wikipedia.
Congrats Steve. LI will miss you.
-Fitzgerald
p.s. I'm not sure who the candidates are to replace him at Stony Brook but I'd like to toss my hat in the ring....to coach home games only.
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