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Mr. Kraft revealed today that he's hit the commish up looking for his picks back. Along with asking for his picks back, he also let him know that he's looking to have his handsome QB's four game suspension rescinded. This might sound odd coming from your favorite Jets fan, but I respect the move by BK.
We've all been there. You're living under your parents' roof and you've been punished for breaking the rules. Maybe you didn't do your homework. Maybe you got caught smoking grass. Maybe you got in trouble for calling your middle school gym teacher a whore. Whatever it was, it broke the rules set forth by your parents and it resulted in you being punished. So now here you are a year and half later, and you've been on your best behavior. Your homework is done, you've said nope to dope, and you've watched your mouth around your teachers. So you compose a little letter to your parents and you ask for the punishment to be lifted. That's all Bobby and his dope sneaker game are doing here.
Cue the Vince McMahon entrance music because it's already being reported that Kraft and the Pats have "no chance" of getting their picks back. But that's not to say that we shouldn't respect the shit out of what Bob Kraft did. I'm as happy as a Masshole with a free beer ball that he's not getting the desired response from the commish, but I can't knock the man for trying.
-Fitzgerald
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