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It's not everyday I like to get at a writer much more talented than myself, but what rock is Daily News contributor Michael Levin living under? Michael was recently "reliably told" about amateur home made porn videos on the internet. First things first, stop it bro. "Reliably told?" It's 2016, you're allowed to get your porno viewing on. Secondly, there are a lot of wrongs in this world that need a lot of fixing, but free online porn is not one of those wrongs.
The title alone makes me scratch my noggin. Not only is 'free' online porn legitimately free, but the case can also be made that it's saving people money. No need to pay for hookers anymore. No need to hit the strip joint. No need to cheat on a spouse to get that privately desired different flavor, that ultimately ends in divorce costing a buttload of money. Just sit at home, go on those "special websites, called tubes," and have at it. All we're all really looking for is that one release and 'free' online porn allows you to achieve that release while keeping your funds in the bank.
Michael gets on the right track when he mentions that people posting their own sex vids must be looking for "likes" and "positive comments". But even more than "likes" and "positive comments", maybe some of the drive by the average chic posting her own action comes from a former home sex tape star turned billionaire. We're living in a world that is, unfortunately, a lot of things Kardashins...so yeah, this can be a very good deal for a woman. Not only do you get rich and famous for your role in the video, but you can get your family rich and famous also. Even a morally responsible person like yourself has to understand some person's desire to get their family a billion dollars, an E! show, and a lifetime supply of rapper/athlete D.
As for how you tell your spouse about your cyberspace forever tattoo? You just fire up the Clique track and tell your spouse you now get to legitimately rap the line "my girl got famous all from a home movie". That's street cred only a few get. I'm not sure how you tell your kids. You got me there. I'm sure we'll see how Kim does it eventually on the E! channel. So stay tuned Michael!
-Fitzgerald
A Fleeting Lover (I had to google what fleeting meant)
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