Clay's Week 4 Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Matthew Stafford (Lions QB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

A one, a two, aaaaannnd the triple!  Three minaj's in the books for Clay and all three have been from the Motor City.  I don't know if I really like the Lions, or I'm just infatuated with my boy Jim Bob Cooter.  The Lions haven't been winning because the team as a whole is not good, but this offense is scary good thanks to JBC.  With the Lions traveling to Chitown to take on possibly the worst team in the NFL, I am once again in love with an offensive stud from Detroit.  This time I'm going with their quarterback, MY quarterback, Fatt Stafford.  Chubbs has always been a good fantasy QB, with the potential of being great and this is the year of making everything great again so I'm all in.  With weapons like Jones Jr., Tate, Riddick, I may just pick a Lion to be my Viagra every damn week.  

BBW - Christine Michael (Seahawks RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Never trust a man with a chicks name.  That's day one stuff right there.  And don't give me this "Well Clay, it's actually pronounced Christian!", because I don't care.  I see Christine, I say Christine.  With Thomas Rawls out for awhile your boy/girl Christine is the number one guy in Seattle so he will certainly get a lot of burn this week, but I believe in Fity's J-E-T-S.  Gang Green is going to go nuts on D and shove at least 7 guys in the box all day and make that virgin weirdo toss the rock as much as possible.  Christine will be made to look like the little chick he is against this BIGGER, STRONGER, GREENER Jets defense.

Moped Ride of the Week - Cole Beasley (Cowboys WR)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

How 'bout them Cowboys America's Team Champs!  Them Boys are hot right now being winners of two in a row and all, but they suffered a huge loss with Cry Baby Bryant breaking his knee or not breaking his knee, or missing the MRI or making the MRI, who knows.  All we know is that Dez is doing Dez things and I think that Dak is over it already.  Beasley is a classic white guy receiver.  He catches that ball and takes big hits but keeps getting up.  I'm not saying that his brains won't get scrambled like fellow white receiver great Wayne Sherbet, but I am saying that he will have a big week with Bryant hurt(?).  I clash with my partner on this one and think the Niners will be ahead most of this game forcing Dallas to toss the rock all over the field trying to come back.

Check the full roster for me below and let's win some cash!

LINEUP

POS	PLAYER	OPP	FPPG	SALARY
QB	Matthew Stafford	Det@Chi	25.4	$7,300	swap out
RB	Duke Johnson Jr.	Cle@Was	10.2	$4,000	swap out
RB	DeMarco Murray	Ten@Hou	24.9	$6,800	swap out
WR	Cole Beasley	Dal@SF	13.8	$3,900	swap out
WR	Travis Benjamin	NO@SD	17.9	$5,900	swap out
WR	Quincy Enunwa	Sea@NYJ	13.8	$4,400	swap out
TE	Jordan Reed	Cle@Was	11.7	$6,300	swap out
FLEX	Brandin Cooks	NO@SD	18.0	$7,400	swap out
DST	Cardinals	LA@Ari	12.0	$3,900	swap out

All da Love
-Clay