Sunday, January 11, 2015

Clay Lays The Cheesy Wood

Photo Credit-Zimbio/Filter-NYMWS

After busting their nut against a mediocre team last week, the 'Boyz come into Lambeau Field facing a whole new class of opponent.  
The big news heading into this classic match up is the health of one of NYMWS's favorites, Aaron Rodgers, or as we like to refer to him, Mr. Munn.  Tests have revealed that Mr. Munn actually has a tear in that calf of his.  Some may say "I didn't even know you could tear your calf" :cough: Fitzgerald :cough:, but other true cheese heads may say this is not an issue and our main man will still get the job done.  Rodgers will expose a poor defense that has over performed all season long, even on one good calf.
Speaking of defenses, those Green Bay Packers have a defense that has just been straight up sketchy this season.  They give up a million points one week against a bad team then will look great against a good team.  Today, however, the blonde bombshells led by my other brotha from anotha motha, Clay Matthews will cause some serious havoc against the Cowboyz quarterback.  BTW that Cowboys quarterback has a broken back and I can see Dom Capers sending the house continuously just to mess with Tony's head.
Going in lock step with messing with Tony, this will in turn mess with the self proclaimed "X-Factor" Dez Bryant or as I like to call him "Bitch-Factor".  There is no one in the game that bitches, complains, and throws tantrums like a 6 year old girl better than Dez.  I understand the man is talented, maybe the most talented in the NFL, but his T.O. type antics make him an absolute cancer on the sidelines.  I don;t care what Romo says to the media about Dez, I'd love to know what he actually thinks about him.  I have a funny feeling they don't have the same special relationship that the aforementioned T.O. had with Tony.

On the other side lines the Packers leading wide receiver is definitely not the most skilled pass catcher in the league but Jordy Nelson is a smart and quiet player that just does his job.  Characteristics like that will be key in a game like today where the temperatures will barely creep past the 20 degree mark at the frozen tundra and you have to direct all of your energy on staying focused on the game, not the officials.
After last weeks debacle by the zebras, I'm sure Dean Blandino mister Dean Blandino, has instructed his officials to keep an eye on everything in this one and the Pack will keep their cool in the cold, while Dez blows a gasket once again.

Packers(-6)35 Cowboyz-20


-Clay
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