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Cam Newton and his boys get the pleasure of traveling to
CenturyLink Field for some Saturday night divisional round fun against last
season’s Super Bowl Champions. Last week we teamed up with Cam to lay some wood
but that’s were our post season relationship with his squad ends. It was fun, it got
the job done but at the end of the day it has to be a one and done because it’s
time to get in bed with Russell, Beast Mode and Sherm.
The sketchy start to the year for the Seattle defensive unit
is long gone and the champs are looking like…well…the champs. The Hawks are currently on a six game winning
streak that has this defense currently pitching a shutout in the 4th
quarter. Cam, G-Reg, Kelvin and Clay’s
BF J-Stew are in for a long one tonight against this badass defense. I’d
suggest alternative options if you’re one of those weirdoes playing weekly playoff
fantasy football.
Unfortunately for Kuechly and his mates, on the other side
of the football the champs are looking like…well…the champs. Russell is cuttinga rug with his grams and Beast Mode is telling reporters and defenses to “HOLDMA DICKKKK”. We’re a far cry from
Lindley and whoever is running the rock for the Cards these days. Based on
Roman Harper’s quote, it does seem like the Panthers defense has the right idea
though…
"It
isn't the prettiest thing, but we got a date to the prom at the end of the
day, we're here. She's probably not the
best-looking one; she's not going to win prom queen, but we'll have a good
time."
Spike the punch, bang the chunky broad and lay the largest wood of the weekend tonight.
SEAHAWKS (-13) 31 – Panthers 6
-Fitzgerald
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