NY Morning Wood Sports : What About the Horses?

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You know what they say. Show me a fine piece of ass, and I’ll show you a dude who’s tired of banging her. Regardless of how hot she is there just comes a time where the wood doesn’t erect for her like it used too. You’ve done butt stuff. You’ve tried all the positions. Heck, you’ve even had her bring a friend to the dance and now the music just doesn’t make your blood pump to the spots that it used to.

Jim Irsay knows the feeling. After over a decade of scoring with Peyton Manning he released him on March 7, 2012. Peyton was a little beat up but he was still sexy. Plenty of squads were still interested in hoping into bed with Peyton (the idea of seeing #18 in green and white had this blogger moist) but Mr. Irsay was tired of him.

Tom Brady also knows the feeling. In 2004 Tom started dating actress/model/smokebomb Bridget Moynahan. After two years of butt stuff, a plethora of positions and an ova/unda of fifteen minajs with certified dimes, TB was bored and cut ties.

As Tom and the Pats host Jim’s Colts in tonight’s AFC Championship, they’re looking like the sexy favorite. They’ve been here before (4^th straight, 9^th overall AFC Championship appearance) and this Colts group hasn’t. They beat Irsay’s Luck led squad down last year in the divisional round 43 to 22. They ran the football down the Colts throat and Gronk tossed Sergio “The Nature Boy” Brown out the club in this season’s 42 to 20 win. That Gronk guy is finally healthy and it looks like this Revis led defensive unit is the best that Pats have had since they raised the Lombardi in 2004.

With all that presented to us, it seems like the popular move is to #laythewood and take Tom’s squad to beat Irsay’s squad by more than a touchdown, but that’s not my move. I’m bored. Sure Tom is sexy. Sure he has a sexy ass wife. Sure he comes up big in the big spot but I’ve done it all with him and Coach Belichick. I’ve gone one in the pink two in the stink. I’ve done the Eiffel tower playing the middle person role, and we’ve even had Gronk ring the bell and say he’s here for the gangbang. Sorry boys,I'm tired laying the wood with you,I want some fresh beef.

Give this bored blogger Andrew Luck, his league leading 40 passing TDs this year, his aca-awkard chin beard and the touchdown.

PATRIOTS (-7) 33 – Colts 27

-Fitzgerald

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