Clay's Week 6 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Eric Decker (Jets WR-Draft Kings $6,300)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

The words Viagra and Eric Decker should never be used in the same breath, but today we are making an exception.  E.D., the receiver not the condition when you can't get your junk stiff, has been money good this season for the Jetsies.  Not only is he the best looking guy in the league, the man has found the end zone in each of his 3 games played this season.  He's clearly Fitzmagic's favorite target in the red zone and is back to his comfortable WR2 spot with BMarsh getting all of the attention.  Not only does Mr. Decker not receive the most attention on his football team, my man also comes up second  on his team at home because of his sexy wife.  Jessie James Decker is a beautiful Southern Belle, who seems innocent but is a dirty dirty girl that is ALWAYS horny.  Don't think I could handle all that sex, but Eric can and that's why on this Sunday rather than popping the little blue pill how bout you just pop Decker in your fantasy line up to get your shit hard.

BBW - Frank Gore (Colts RB-Draft Kings $4,900)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I kinda feel bad for the Colts today.  I think this maybe the first time ever a team actually gets negative points.  No, I'm not talking about Frank Gore's fantasy points, I'm talking about the actual points the Colts score today.  This isn't just because of the "Deflategate" revenge, or the fact that Andrew Luck has sucked so far this season, or because TB12's Wolverines shit themselves yesterday, I just think the Pats are on a different planet right now.  The Colts are struggling to live up to their expectations and New England is exceeding all of theirs as per usual.  This is nothing against one of "The U"'s best, this is just trying to show everyone that the Colts don't have a shot in hell tonight to do much at all.  Thank God this game is in Indy and not Foxboro, or the Colts probably wouldn't even make it out alive.  Like seriously, those fake Patriot guys who "shoot" the guns after they score would put real bullets in those guns and just shoot the whole team, so there's a positive I guess.

Moped Ride of the Week - LeGarrette Blount (Patriots RB-Draft Kings $4,400)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

The brightest spot of tonights massacre will be no other than one of my all time favorites.  Mr. Blount absolutely torched the Colts the last time he saw them in the deflated football game-30 carries, 148 yards, and 3 TDs.  Just stupid numbers.  And today I would look for a lotof the same.  Maybe not the 30 carry part because Tom will be tossing the rock a lot more tonight, but he could break a couple loose and should surpass that century mark while finding pay dirt multiple times.


PS
JJ Decker, tits out for breastfeeding.  Hot or Not?  Well I think we all know where I'm at with it!  WHO'S THIRSTY???  #gotmilk

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Clay's Week 6 Draft King's Lineup:

QB	Andy Dalton	Cin@Buf	$5,700	swap out
RB	L. Blount	NE@Ind	$4,400	swap out
RB	Matt Forte	Chi@Det	$7,100	swap out
WR	Kamar Aiken	Bal@SF	$4,300	swap out
WR	Randall Cobb  P	SD@GB	$7,300	swap out
WR	Eric Decker  P	Was@NYJ	$4,900	swap out
TE	Rob Gronkowski	NE@Ind	$7,600	swap out
FLEX	Shane Vereen	NYG@Phi	$4,200	swap out
DST	Jets	Was@NYJ	$3,100	swap out