FantasyFitz's Week 5 Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Antonio Brown $8,700 (Steelers WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Antonio Brown is too good for us to tamper our expectations for him sans Big Ben. The numbers last week look sketchier than the performance. Brown was close to hauling in a touchdown which would have put him in the double digit point range, which is also known as consistent Antonio point range. Trust that Fitzy's bargain basement DraftKings QB helps our boy get back into the end zone this week for not 1, but 2 scores. Antonio is still Antonio. Find a way to spend the $8,700 when the rest of the world won't have the stones too. 

BBW - Ameer Abdullah $4,100 (Lions RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Stop trying to make Ameer Abdullah happen. The rookie's a nice playa but he's not ready to be the playa he can be on this bad Lions team. The Cards are also stingy against backs trying to catch it out of the backfield so he's not even intriguing in this weird PPR DraftKings world. Play Matt Jones or CJ Spiller instead and save yourself a couple of bucks. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Antonio Gates $4,200 (Chargers TE)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Antonio Gates makes his return from suspension for Monday Night Fitz at home against the Steelers. Instead of spending his time off making rap videos that confirm that he's the biggest scum in the world, Gates spent his time off getting ready to make an impact for his team. Daddy of the year/Quarterback Phil Rivers has talked about how jacked up he is to have Antonio back this week. With Stevie Johnson already ruled out there are plenty of targets available in this offense, and since the opposing Steelers' defense is fairly underwhelming when it comes to defending the TE position, look for this Antonio to also look like Antonio. 

Pos	Player	FPPG
QB	Mike Vick	4.4	swap out
RB	Dion Lewis	19.5	swap out
RB	T.J. Yeldon	10.8	swap out
WR	Cole Beasley	8.6	swap out
WR	O. Beckham Jr.	17.4	swap out
WR	Antonio Brown	26.2	swap out
TE	Antonio Gates	0.0	swap out
FLEX	Rob Gronkowski	25.6	swap out
DST	Falcons	8.3	swap out

-FantasyFitz