Clay's Week 10 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Matt Ryan (Falcons QB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Folks, let me set the record straight: I hate Matt Ryan.  I hate everything about the guy.  I mean he went to Boston College and there's not too much worse than that because if anyone chooses to live in Boston for 4 years of your life I lose a lot of respect for you.  

I also take issue with him wearing #2.  He's a quarterback in the NFL, not a shortstop in the MLB.  And if his plan is to be like Derek Jeter or something along those lines, he's doing it all wrong.  Matty "Ice Cold" has to win in the playoffs to be anything like the immortal shortstop, so again I lose a lot of respect for him there too.

All this being said, Ryan will explode yet again against the lowly Bucs in Tampa today.  Earlier this year Ryan dropped the hammer at home going 21-24 for 286 yards and 3 TDs in a 56-14 trashing on Monday Night Football over Tampa Bay.  The numbers will be even bigger today against this terrible Buccaneers defense that can't stop a nose bleed just as long as "Ice Cold" didn't have too much fun last night....

Photo Credit-Mojomajik9 via saintsreport.com

BBW - Jamaal Charles (Chiefs RB) 

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I understand that I am going out on a limb here and I am most likely going to be wrong in this preDICKtion, but sometimes in this business you got to take a chance.  And taking a chance on one of the best defenses in the league at home isn't that bad of a gamble.  

We all know that defense is the key to the game of football, I mean just look at last years Super Bowl, but it could even be the key to the game of life.  Some 20 or so years ago O.J. Simpson had a Dream Team of defense attorneys and somehow was found not guilty in a slam dunk case.  On the flip side, Alex Rodriguez, was given some of the most piss poor advice from his defense attorneys in his recent drug charges and is currently screwed.    I mean he's still got all the money in the world and will always look great as a centaur 

Photo Credit-Weed Against Speed via Deadspin.com

But sometimes the deny till ya die defense(Curic & Francesa) is not the way to go.

So, in conclusion, a good defense wins in football and life and  you have to sit Jamaal Charles today.

Moped Ride of the Week - Scott Chandler (Bills TE)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

How many other wood layers out there are basically fucked this week with their stud tight end on BYE???  Yea you all know who I'm taking about non other than the porn star slaying, Yo Soy Fiesta loving, Gronk spiking Rob Gronkowski.  As soon as my main man finally gets into a groove BOOM here comes the Pats off week.  Such bullshit.  But whatever, these as the weeks that you make your money in fantasy leagues.  

We're going to stay right with those Buffalo Bills , not on the defensive side, but head over to the Kyle Orton led offense and look at their veteran  tight end Scott Chandler.

This was an easy moped to pick up in my estimation for 3 reasons:

1.  Chandler has 3 TDs in 3 career games against the Chiefs.  I am forecasting 2 TDs for the big man today.

2.  Injuries.  Supposedly Sammy Watkins and Fred Jackson will play today, but they aren't 100% healthy and they will most likely just be decoys.

3.  Orton trusts him.  The QB has thrown the ball to his big TE over 5 times a game since he took over the helm over there in Buffalo.

(Oh yea and I'll just throw a fourth at you real quick because that what we do here)

4.  The Chiefs have given up 7 TDs to tight ends this season.  'Nuff said.

Set your lineups and get the W this week will ya!

-Clay