Saturday, November 22, 2014

FantasyFitz's Week 12 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Tre Mason(Rams RB)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

It's Tre Mason time folks. 29 (yeah that's right 29!) carries last week for our boy means that Coach Fisher and the Rams finally get it. Tre Mason is the best back on this team and it's time for us to follow his new the theme song (FEED ME MORE). This is probably let down city for the Rams heading out to San Diego but the bottom line is if they want to win this thing they're going to have to follow last week's formula. Run the football and keep the quarterback off the field. Tre should get 25 carries and that will be enough for 100 and a score in the Ram's effort to beat everyone's favorite WINDOW THROWA. 

BBW - Josh Gordon (Browns WR)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Somebody has to be the one to do it. Everyones favorite weed smoker who doesn't blog for NYNWS gets back on the playing field this week and it seems like expectations are high by many fantasy experts in the industry. It seems like most have him ranked between the 10-20 range for wide receivers, but I'm going to be the one to say #NOPE2DOPE this week. While I'll applaud anyone who's stashed Josh this long (and I'm sure anyone who's stashed him this long needs to play him here), I think our boy lays a dud. Let's keep it real. Besides the fact that it's first game back on a run happy team, our boy Josh Gordon needs to survive a night out in the ATL before he even takes the field on Sunday. Plenty of trouble for him to get into. I've seen that film with the rubber band man. Shit gets real in the ATL. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Vincent Jackson (Bucs WR)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

Josh McCown returns to the Windy City this week and as the troubled Windy City Quaterback Jay Cutler told everybody this week, this guy will make you better. The player Josh will be making better this week is forgotten wide receiver Vincent Jackson. The lesser known member of the 'Jackson 5' has become the lesser known member of the Buc's wide receiver corp lately as Mike Evans has seemed to become the new numero uno in the city famously known for Ybor City. With all the attention on the former aggie, look for V-Jax to be open enough to help your fantasy lineup this week. 

-FantasyFitz

  

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