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Good news playas. It's bounce back time again with the great Peyton Manning. Only this time we're not going against a weird winless team and we're not laying the wood. Peyton and Co. host Ryan Tannehill and the Miami Dolphins tomorrow at Sports Authority Field at Mile High and the better looking half of @NYMWS is here to tell you that the point total in this one is going to be similar to the altitude. 

The Broncos were tripped up last week on the road by the St. Louis Rams  in a contest that saw Peyton put up 22.3 less points than his season point per game average. The Broncos are now sporting a 7-3 record and wouldn't you know they've only scored less than their season PPG total in their three losses this season. Ok, so now you're wondering, why's that relevant Fitzgerald? That's relevant because there is absolutely NO CHANCE the Broncos lose this one. Look for them to bounce back big time with a win that is fueled by their high powered offense. And oh yeah, Emmanuel Sanders being dead and Julius Thomas maybe not playing won't stop Peyton from scoring in the thirties. While it's all well and great that the Bronocs are going to throw up a thirty plus spot in this game, we're still going to need our wingman to help us ultimately score. 

I recently came across an article that was titled "3 Things the Miami Dolphins' Defense Must Do vs Denver Broncos". Personally, I laughed. I'm sure the guy that wrote this is just doing his job and is a talented reporter. But the bottom line is, there isn't shit the Dolphins' Defense can do vs the Broncos. Peyton's putting up thirty plus and there isn't anything this Dolphin defense can do to stop it. Heck, they can send that smokebomb Launen Tannehill to Peyton's place and she could offer Peyton all kinds of weird sexual shit in exchange for not finding the end zone. Our boy Peyton is still scoring his thirty plus. The Dolphins best shot is to roll Tannehill out there and let him try to keep up. Let Ry-guy go do his thing and hang somewhere near his 24.9 PPG average on the scoreboard.

Broncos 31 - Dolphins 24...OVA 47.5 

-Fitzgerald

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