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Viagra Play of the Week - Ahmad Bradshaw (Colts RB)
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)
If you're looking for that guaranteed erection in your team's point total this week look no further than the best running back on one the most potent offenses in the league. Ahmad Bradshaw returns to Jet's Stadium Monday Night for a revenge bang against the team that cut him in February of 2013. Number 44 is coming back to town as a scorned lover and apparently this one has a little extra juice. I expect Ahmad to do his best Lil Jon impression and aww skeet skeet his love juice all over his ex squad's field this week.
Besides the whole revenge bang theory, I love Ahmad this week also because Clay's beloved GMEN are one of the worst teams against running backs on the fantasy football field. Further more, as The Talented Mr. Roto pointed out in his week 9 Love/Hate, Big Blue is allowing a big 11 yards per reception to opposing backs this season. Who's tossing the rock out there in Indy these days? Oh yeah, that's right, the next big thing Andrew Luck. Fantasy Playas, Get Ahmad in your lineup this week as he flaunts his new hotter bitches Andrew and Chuck to his old tired hoes Eli and Tom.
BBW - Frank Gore (49ers RB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)
What you're getting here is what most would call a fantasy bust for the week. However, the good looking duo that makes up NYMWS refuses to relate a bust to something unsatisfying. This week the guy I'm warning you about is 49ers Running Back Frank Gore. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm all on board with Clay's Call to lay the wood with San Fran but I just don't think Gore is the man that leads them in doing so.
The St. Louis Rams are a great fantasy matchup on paper for a running back so I do think a 49ers RB does some fantasy damage in this game. Coach Hardouche seems to be looking to get the younger, fresher Carlos Hyde more carries and I think Carlito has a coming out party in this one. I also think you get a big game from Kapernakus here so there might just not be enough ladies at the dance for Frankie. If you're looking for full satisfaction in your lineup this week, consider alternatives to Gore.
Frank Gore is ranked 17th overall for Running Backs this week on ESPN. I'd drop him 10 Spots to 27 and I think Carlos Hyde is a top 25 play at the position.
Moped Ride of the Week - Ryan Tannehill (Dolphins QB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)
A-Rod, Stafford, Cutler and Matty Ice owners (and all others looking for a week 9 plug and play signal caller) this one's for you. The Former Aggie Ryan Tannehill host Phil Rivers, the window throwa, Sunday down in South Beach.
It seems Ry-Guy and his offense are a little frustrated headed into this one and are looking to get off to a faster start this week. I think versus everyone's favorite window throwa Miami is going to need to score early and often. Rivers and the Chargers will dictate the game flow and that will force Tannehill to be a playmaker for the fish. Most of the plays he makes will be in the air but I think he also has the legs to help your fantasy team on the ground as well. He's a top 10 QB option in week 9 for me.
It's kind of ironic to recommend Ryan Tannehill as my Moped Ride of the Week because off the field my man definitely isn't riding a moped.....
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