Clay's Week 13 Fantasy Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Antonio Brown (Steelers WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Listen I know that that us here at NYMWS pride ourselves in getting our readers and listeners some of the greatest plays that no one is talking about, so me picking Antonio Brown goes against that notion, but my mistake I apologize I needed to let you folks know that Brown will be an absolute monster today.  The Saints are plain bad and on the road they are abysmal.  Antonio Brown and Fitz's Viagra play, Big Ben, are about to roll over that fat bastard Rob Ryan and his turrible defense.  I agree with Fitzy and think Big Ben will toss the rock all over the field today, but he will find his #1 target the most.  Brown will have at least 2 TD's receiving, he'll probably throw one himself, and shit he'll punch(or kick) the Saint's punter on his way to a punt return TD.  Antonio Brown will steal the show and show off today even more than Dolph Ziggler ever has.  But we all know its not showing off if you back it up and Antonio Brown will back it up today in Pittsburgh off of the bye.

BBW - Alfred Morris (Redskins RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

This was a pretty easy one and here's why: The Redskins suck.  Oh yea and they're also starting Colt McCoy today over their former franchise savior, Bob Griffin.  This won't be another miracle victory for the old Longhorns QB, like when he beat the Cowboys in Dallas 5 weeks ago.  The Colts have basically known all week that McCoy was getting the start today and I am positive they have put together defensive schemes to completely disrupt an already putrid Redskins offense.  Not only will Colt McCoy be scared to the throw the ball, but Alfred Morris will shit his pants when he sees 9 guys in the box and get the ball handed to him.  Lucas Oil Stadium will be loud and they will disrupt everything for the 'Skins, even their best player.  Morris is coming off of a monster game against the 49ers, so that kind of worries me a bit(does it weary me?  Well yes yes it does), but we all know the Colts are just going to dominate today and Morris will not have an opportunity to get into the end zone at all.

Moped Ride of the Week - Andre Ellington (Cardinals RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

In contrast to Morris, Andre Ellington, had an awful game last week and has been pretty bad the last 3 weeks.  This is also a guy that hasn't eclipse the 100 yard rushing mark once this season.  Not ONCE!  That's insane, but that's what you get when your quarterback position has been unsettled all season.  Now it's different because it's Drew Stanton's team and he has yet another full week of practice taking the first team reps.  A solid quarterback role opens up the running game and Ellington's role on one of the best teams in football.  What a perfect start to ending the season on a high note by facing off against the worst team vs. the run in the NFL, the Falcons.  Atlanta has made every running back they've tried to defend look like Emmitt Smith and this week will be no different.  I understand that the Falcons play better at home in the dome, but bottom line is they are not a good team.  The Cardinals offensive line must be drooling over the fact they will get to bully around a weak Falcon d line.  Look for Ellington to finally break the 100 years rushing mark this week and also gathering a bunch of yards through the air while finding the end zone a couple of times.

-Clayton

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