FantasyFitz's Week 13 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Big Ben (Steelers QB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

I feel so dirty doing this. Going quarterback in this spot feels kind of like banging a dirty girl on Thanksgiving Eve. You know you're going to score but you aint't going feel that cool bragging about it on the internet. Unfortunately I'm feeling like it's way to necessary to go Big Ben this week because most of us 'what have you done for me lately' fantasy footballers have forgotten about Ben's back to back 6 TD performance at home after the back to back BBW worthy performances he's given us in the last two weeks on the road. If you're deciding between Ben and another option this week (and that other option's name isn't Aaron, Tom, Peyton or Andrew) get my favorite raping chicks and throwing picks quarterback in your lineups this week. 

BBW -  Lamar Miller (Dolphins RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Lamar Miller heads to Jet's Stadium this week to face off against Fitz's Gang Green on Monday Night Football. Fantasy playaS with Miller in their lineup shouldn't look to hold on for the 'Monday Night Delight' this week. Obviously it's disaster time once again for the Jet's on offense as Geno gets back under center but Rex's defense should be able to bounce back from the stinker in Detroit. Look for Rex to draw something up for his front seven to control the game and limit Lamar on the ground. Mr. Miller might be a top 20 play on ESPN this week but I see him more in the 35 range. Expect less than 8 points in a non-ppr for him this week. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Trent Richardson (Colts RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

This one's for you Clayton. I owe it to you. Now's not the time to stress over the fact that I told you not to play Joique on Thanksgiving when he scored 21 in our non-ppr big money league. It's all about Trent this week. The Andrew Luck led Colts should score a lot of points this week against the Redskins and that means it's fall in the end zone time for Trent. The Andrew Luck led Colts should go up big this week against the Redskins and that means it's run the football time for Trent. Ahmad Bradshaw couldn't make the Colts forget they traded a first round pick for Trent, so certainly don't expect Dan Herron to do so. Trent should get fed enough to be a top 15 RB play this week and a top 20 flex play. 


-FantasyFitz