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Clay's GMEN are Dogs, but WHY????

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I get that the Giants are not a good team. I get that they only have 5 wins and the Rams have 6 wins. I get that the Rams will get after Eli with their monster defense. I get all of that. But this idea that the Rams are 7 point favorites over my Giants is an absolute joke.
I don't care that the people over here in the show me state are incredibly nice and have a lot of respect for me and my football team, I am not nice and I do not respect their football team.
I have no clue who tosses the rock over here in St. Louis. I mean I'm watching the NFL Network right now and I see Kurt Warner on the screen so I'm guessing it's not him. After that I got nothing.
Another thing, that some may say is a deterrent, is the fact that my guy Rashad Jennings is out today with a bum ankle. I actually love this today for the Giants, just for the fact that McAdoo doesn't have to try and feed him the ball. The rookie Andre Williams has a big test today in trying to protect Eli when he drops back, but if he can pass this test I can't see the Giant losing.
Oh yea, and I don't know if you've seen a guy in blue that wears #13, he's pretty good. If Eli can get a couple of seconds and just throw it up to OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....BJ it will be a long day for that St. Louis secondary that love to gamble.
I want to thank St. Louis for the hospitality, there are some really nice people here. Of course there are a couple of weirdos here like everywhere, but I especially want to give a shout out to the guy who was convinced that my brother and I were "tripping balls, man". I guess a couple of dudes can't get a little rowdy after a few drinks nowadays without being accused of "tripping balls, man".

Giants(+7)-23 Rams-9

-Clay

PS
"Tripping balls" guy had a smokin hot chick on his arm and I think that's the number 1 reason why that shit was confusing, but now that I think about it maybe they like to fuck while "tripping balls, man", which is HOT.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Fitzgerald Finally Stays UNDA

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I hate playing the under. The idea of rooting for teams not to score points makes me feel really dirty. I try to avoid it all cost. But, when you get Ryan Lindley under center on Sunday Night Football against the crazy good Seattle defense there is no avoiding it. Be ready for a low scoring game in this pivotal NFC West matchup on Football Night in America.

The 11-3 Cards are bruised, battered and some how in first place still. They're not only without their QB1 and QB2 on the depth chart but they're also hurting in the running game with RB1 Andre Ellington on the IR. Coach Arians made the decision to start Lindley over rookie Logan Thomas but he did say that he may use both quarterbacks. Either way it shouldn't matter because Michael Bennet's favorite meal is quarterback. The fact that Lindley is the starter gives me every reason to believe Mr. 0 touchdowns and 7 interceptions lifetime will get enough action to ensure that this offense stays off the scoreboard.

Pete Carroll, the Seahawks, and that obnoxious amount of bubble gum he chews are currently riding a four game win streak. During that four game wins steak the Seattle defense has allowed only 27 points total and has sacked the opposing quarterbacks 16 times. This defense is once again Superbowl ready.

Now the best OVA/UNDA plays get participation from both teams and you'll get that here. The Arizona defense are every bit responsible for the success of the team this year and they'll do their best to make this a game by containing Russell, Beast Mode and the Hawks offense. Expect a good old fashion slobberknocker between these two.

Seahawks 16 - CARDINALS 0 (UNDA 36)

And oh yeah....since this game is being played on Sunday Night Football...shoutout to Mike Fisher's soon to be baby moms...

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-Fitzgerald

Friday, December 19, 2014

Fitz's What About the Dogs? - I'll Miss you Dog

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So I guess this is it. I don't want it to be. I don't think it should be. But it looks like this is it. As the Jets host the Pats this week it looks like Rex Ryan is going to coach his last game at MetLife as the New York Jets Head Coach.

On December 29, 2008 the Jets fired Coach Eric Mangini after their collapse with the good ol' ~~sexter~~ gun slinger under center. As a die hard Jet fan that season took a toll on me. I remember back in Week 11 of that year we topped the Pats on a Jay Feely overtime field goal on a Thursday Night. It was magical. I partied the night away. I remember going back to some chicks dorm room who was a few pounds overweight but hey I didn't mind because the New York Jets were 8-3 and playoff bound. That broad was a dime piece for the night. Not to mention I had big plans the next day. I was heading up to C-State to see my boy Clay for the Cortaca weekend. All was perfect in the world. Tom Brady was out for the season and this was our year. Following that magical night, in Same Old Jets fashion the Mangenius and the Sexter dropped four of the last five to miss the playoffs.

I never thought I'd recover from that. But on January 19, 2009 Sexy Rexy accepted the offer to become the next Head Coach of Gang Green. I immediately fell in love. He was fat, he was jolly, he coached a bad ass defense in Baltimore and he didn't come here to kiss Belichick's rings. Less the Superbowl championship, Rex has given me everything I could have hoped for.

We immediately became relevant. We went to two AFC Championships in his first two years. We had foot-fetishes. We had awesome tats of his wife in a Sanchize jersey. We had middle fingers at UFC events. We had 'Hard Knocks', and of course, we had snack time. Even though we had to deal with "the process", we had a lot of fun with Rexy, both on and off the field.

Even though Rexy is 4-8(including the 2010 Divisional Round win) against the Pats since taking over as the Jet's head coach, he has done the job defensively against Tom and Bill. The Pats points per game and Brady's total QBR (still not sure what the QBR is) is quite lower than their average against the rest of league while facing the Jets during Rex's tenure. Look for Sexy Rexy to dial up quite the scheme one more time to shock the world.

As WFAN's song bird Al Duke's sang this morning, it's time to WOAH WOAH WOAH BEAT TOM BRADY.

Thank you Rex.

JETS 24 (+11) - Patriots 23

-Fitzgerald

p.s. I hope Gronk gets his in that 23 points I'm predicting that the Pats score. Between cuddling and eating sausage this guy just does interviews and slays the interviewer. Have to respect it.

p.p.s Since I mentioned Brady...

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p.p.p.s Since I mentioned the ol' ~~sexter~~ gun slinger...

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FantasyFitz's Championship Minaj A Trois

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Don't be that league. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy that plays in that league that plays in Week 17 for the Championship. This is it. This is what we talk shit for all year. This is Championship Week Fantasy Footballers.

Viagra Play of the Week - Drew Brees (Saints QB)

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Three weeks back on the Break Down the Blog Podcast I questioned Drew Brees as a legitimate fantasy Quarterback starter the rest of the way. Drew had just gone off against the Steelers on the road in a shocker and I was a little hesitant to think he would keep that going for his next three games. I talked Big Ben and Romo as alternative options and I'm here now to tell you to forget about those alternative options. I'm all in with Drew this week against the Falcons in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Berry and COCKcroft at ESPN are spot on with their ranking of Drew at numero uno this week.

Now listen. After Drew wins you a ship this week, please do NOT follow his lead for the 'Perfect Night out in NOLA' during your celebration. Follow our boy Johnny Football's lead with your celebration...

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BBW - Eli Manning (Giants QB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Ahh shucks, our Week 15 Viagra Play finds his way one section lower in the FantasyFitz Minaj this week. We appreciate what Eli did for us last week but it was one and done. We're not hoping back in bed with him this week. Wish him well, say goodbye, give him cab fair and tell him you'll text him sometime.

Rather than Eli on the road against this stubborn Rams defense consider heading to the scrapheap to pick up the Sanchize or movie star James Flacco.

Moped Ride of the Week - Fred Jackson (Bills RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Back in early November while Freddie Action Jackson was hurt I picked him up and stashed him on my bench in a league that I was sitting pretty in. When I stashed Freddie, Andre Ellington was my weekly play in the flex spot. As we all know, Ellington went down shortly after and I've been playing flex play musical chairs ever since with Tre Mason, the other Cardinal backs and whatever crafty wideouts I could scoop up off the wire. I haven't considered Freddy for that spot because....

He's old
He is recovering from an injury
Old people don't recover from injuries that well
He played my NY Jets during that time period
He also played the Pack and the Broncos

That all changes this week because...

He plays the Raiders

And no, I don't care that C.J. Spiller looks to be back.

Best of luck to all of the NY Morning Wood Sports Fantasy Footballers trying to capture their ship this week. Especially my PIP/Bloggin Brother from another Mother!

-FantasyFitz

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Fitz's What About the Dogs - On the Hardwood

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We're hitting the hardwood for the first time in NY Morning Wood Sports Blog history. This isn't the first trip for NYMWS Playas to the hardwood because my tag team partner Clayton has been giving the world hardwood gems on the twitter over the past few weeks. If you've been following our lead today you should be on the plus side for the day so you're in a good spot to get crazy and take a risk tonight. So let's get wild and roll with the 5-20 (9-16 ATS) New York Knickerbockers as they host the current beast of the east 17 and 6 (14-9 ATS) Toronto Raptors.

Melo returned from his one game absence on Friday night as the Knicks finally stopped their 10 game losing skid. We've gotten all that has come with a losing team out of this group this year. Everyone is saying that Fish can't coach. Everyone is throwing shots at Phil in his first stint in the front office. Reports have already leaked of Melo fighting with his teammates and of course the nonsense that he would waive his no trade was written about this week as well.

Thankfully Melo and his agent disputed the trade talks and said this is where he wants to be. After all the nonsense we went through with the free agency tour this summer it would have been a real kick in the nuts if we were to go ahead and trade Melo. It was bad enough that MSG decided to document the whole tour and then decided to say hey Knick fans we're going to let you watch Melo get wined and dined by other lovers. Seriously, what were the folks at MSG thinking airing that thing. It's like your girlfriend telling you she needs a break to figure things out. We all know that means she wants to go out and see if she can find some better dick, and when she doesn't, don't worry her and the clap she caught during ~~her free agency tour~~ your break are coming back to you. Then after you get her and the clap back, your own television network airs the whole thing so you can watch it. Call me Rachel but I don't care if we were on a break and I found the whole tour offensive.

What's also offensive is Lowry and the Raptors being 7 point favorites as they visit the Mecca tonight. I get that the Raptors are for real and have made awesome front office moves like finding some fools to give them a 1st round pick for Bargnani, I get that. But you can't tell me that they're beating the Knicks by 7 tonight at the Garden. I don't care how bad that pyscho Rodman thinks the Knicks are.

KNICKS 98 (+7) - Raptors 97

Play them both ways, +7 and without the points to win outright.

-Fitzgerald

p.s. Speaking of Rachel, we have to give a shoutout to Jennifer Anniston. I can't understand for the life of me why she had so much trouble keeping a man. Even at 45 years old, she's still a stone cold fox. Can't teach talent like this.

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Clay's Dog Upsets An Original 7th Floor Crew Member

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After watching "The U-Part 2" 30 for 30 documentary last night on ESPN I have been kicking myself, the same way I was a couple years ago when part 1 came out, that I didn't go to The U for college. I mean those guys just know have to have fun. They get ass, get money and win football games.
One of the biggest revelations for me to come out of last nights film was Miami's 7th Floor Crew. As a big University of Miami football fan I am embarrassed to say I didn't know about this until last night. This shit is absolutely hilarious. It's a bunch of guys from the 2005 team that made a rap about doing extremely sexually dirty things to women. Take a listen

This is 9 minutes of pure genius. Well not really, it's fucking awful, but absolutely hilarious. If you can't take the whole thing because it's so awful, please do yourself a favor and jump to the 6 minute mark where G-Reg takes over. Yes, G-Reg is the current tight end for the Carolina Panthers and he might be my favorite player in the NFL right now. His lines are 20 seconds of amazingness.
Unfortunately for G-Reg and his 3rd leg, his QB got into a crazy car accident this week and he'll have Derek Anderson at the helm rather than Cam Newton. Yes, Derek Anderson, not Superman. Thank God Newton survived that horrific looking crash, but he isn't rushing back to the field anytime soon and even though Anderson led the Panthers over the Bucs in Week 1 this season today will be a completely different story.
Mike Evans has proven to be a beast in the NFL and has transitioned seamlessly from catching Johnny Football's passes to catching the rock from who ever the hell is tossing it down there in Tampa. Who's even tossing.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S TOSSING THE ROCK DOWN THERE!
It's been a tough week for the Panthers and even though Cam will be there to support his squad, he won't be on the field to actually help his team win the game.

Bucs(+3)-26 Panthers-24

-ClayTON

Clay's Fantasy Minaj to get you to the 'Ship

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Viagra Play of the Week - Alshon Jeffery (Bears WR)

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

I amy not be the smartest guy out there but I can certainly do simple math and this equation is pretty simple-No Brandon Marshall + An awful Saints defense + A pissed off Jay Cutler, who's out to prove something + A primetime home game = Alshon Jeffery single handily wins your fantasy football game. Basically, the Saints are awful and it's supposed to rain a little bit tomorrow night in Chicago so good luck trying to keep up with one of the biggest most athletic WR in the game today.

BBW - T.Y. Hilton (Colts WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

T.Y. has made a living by absolutely torching the Texans every time he plays them, including a 30 point out burst earlier this season in Houston, but today will be different. The Texans have a huge chip on their shoulder and believe that they can beat anybody anywhere. The only problem is that they've never beat the Colts in Lucas Oil Stadium. They know that the way to beat the Colts is to get after Andrew Luck and kick his ass like the Browns did last week. Unfortunately for Cleveland, they let up a little bit in the 4th quarter and gave up a few big plays. This will not be the case this week. JJ Watt and Co. will hold it down and make sure Andrew Luck has the worst game of his young career as they sneak out of Indy with the W and T.Y. sneaks out with just a couple of fantasy points.

Moped Ride of the Week - Justin Forsett (Ravens RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

The Ravens RB situation has been a revolving door all season. It's been up and down like an elevator in Atlantic City, but it looks like they've finally got something in the crafty vet Justin Forsett(hey, it rhymes!). Forsett has one of the best match ups this week against a Jacksonville defense that is ranked 27th against the run in fantasy. The Jags have also given up at least 24 points to RB's in 4 of their last 5 games. The Ravens at home will romp the Jaguars, expect at least 20 carries, 120 yards, and 2 TDs out of Forsett.

-Clay

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PS
ESPN allowing our Fantasy cover girl to host SportsCenter with Kenny Mayne?? She's sexy, tits hanging out and everything, but as a whole it was extremely awkward and so ESPN

Clay Loves Olivia Munn and the UNDA

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NYMWS has been all over it since day 1. We're hip, we're cool, and we're men. When we see something we like we let the people know because that's was we do.
Since day 1 Fitzy and I have been all over one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, Aaron Rodgers, and his sexy ass woman Olivia Munn. We broke down the fact that A-Rod got his woman a "special ring" and that Rodgers is 30 and Munn is 33, so my man loves the older women. NYMWS has shoved countless amounts of pictures and gifs of the beautiful Olivia, with and without her man. Why? Again, because we're here for the people. We want all of you out there to see how absolutely stunning Olivia Munn is and the fact that a top NFL QB can pull just about any ass they want.
Not only are our picks that win you straight cash homey free, but so are our life lessons that we give you: Life lesson #1-Become a top NFL QB, not just for the money, but for the ladies.
I digress.
What I'm getting at here is that NYMWS doesn't follow the herd. We aren't sheep, like ESPN and a lot of the main stream media out there. Unfortunately the main stream media gets the exclusive access with celebrities like Olivia Munn that Fitzgerald and I can't get. Yet.
On the fortunate side, this week was the week of Munn. Olivia made a steamy appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman"

Big fan of Letterman, guy's a comedic genius, but I mean come on you gotta know her name. Olivia you can wear that high slit skirt on our show whenever you want and we'll always get your name correct.
Next Ms. Munn dished about her sex life with Mr. Discount Double Check on "Watch What Happens Live" with Andy Cohen. So no sex on game day, but I mean she's only been with him for 13 game days. I'm not too worried about it and neither should any of you. She clearly loves having sex with her convictions of "I try to have sex whenever I can", so I am not too worried about A-Rod's sex life. And I mean if he smashes during the week and just focuses on football Saturday and Sunday, who cares??
But again, I digress.
Today's Packers Bills game is going to be a good one, but just not as good as everyone thinks it's going to be. First of all Green Bay is going to win the game. Enough of this Buffalo is going to win straight up crap. I do think that the Bills defense is superb, but they haven't met an offense like A-Rod's yet this year. They will do well today, but not enough to win the game.
Kyle Orton sucks and will not be able to put up much, even against this sub-par Packers defensive unit. 'The Ralph' will be loud and jacked up with those fat ugly women making noise, but unfortunately for them, once again they'll be going home unsatisfied as Rodgers gets to go home to the beautiful Olivia Munn. He just won't be able to put up the points he's used to putting up....

Packers-28 Bills-13 UNDA 50

-Clay

PS
A little details about the actual game-The weather is going to be great, clear and 40 degrees, so no issues there. The Bills have gone UNDA in 11 of their 13 games. The Packers are coming off of a short week, their only one of the season, should be interesting to see how they respond in an extreme environment.

PPS
DID YOU SEE OLIVIA MUNN'S LEGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Fitz Lay's the Wood in the East

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Tom Brady and Ryan Tannehill have two of the hottest wives in the league. Tom's wife was famous before she became Tom's wife because she's a world class supermodel and Ryan's wife is famous because Ryan starts at Quarterback in the NFL and she is hot as f*ck. So let's do the smart thing this week and lay the wood with the guy who's wife is famous not because he's in the NFL.

TB and the Pats are at home this week looking for revenge against the Miami Dolphins who opened up a can of whoop ass on them back in week 1. While the Fish have had an impressive win here or there this year they are definitely in way over their head in this one. This isn't the team they knocked off in week 1. This is team that stopped the Pack in the 2nd half of their matchup in week 13 and the team that went out west and got all in that ass against the Chargers in week 14. This New England Patriots team is two touchdowns better than the Dolphins are.

We're a long way from that early season Pats team that got their butts whooped by the Chiefs earlier in the season. This Pat's team is ready to lock up the AFC East and that is just what they're going to do this week at home.

PATRIOTS 34 (-8) - Dolphins 20

-Fitzgerald

p.s. since we mentioned them....

http://www.thedishh.com/no-other-model-comes-close-gisele-bundchen-is-so

http://nationalskirtday.com/2012/08/13/nsd-approved-lauren-tannehill/ifwt-lauren-tannehill-3/

FantasyFitz's New York Playoff Minaj A Trois

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While our New York Football teams aren't making the real playoffs, some of the players that put the pads on for the G-Men and Gang Green will still be relevant for many in the Fantasy Football Playoffs. Here's a trio of NY Footballers for all of you Fantasy Footballers to think about before setting your lineups this week....

Viagra Play of the Week - Eli Manning (Giants QB)

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Ahhh shucks Fitzy I'm starting Eli in my fantasy playoffs would be the norm. But this week isn't the norm because Mr. ELIte will be under center against the dreadful Washington Redskins in Week 15. As the TMR pointed out in this week's Love-Hate, Eli had 5 total TDs against this dreadful group B.OBJ. (Before Odell Beckham Jr.). Look for the starting quarterback of Fafa Fooey's squad to put up top 5 numbers for your squad this week.

BBW - Rashad Jennings (Giants RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

As I'm writing this my PIP/Bloggin Brotha from another Motha CLAY-to-the-TON has our boy penciled in to start in his RB/WR spot so I hate doing this. I just don't feel comfortable starting Rashad this week. I have no idea what's going on with this ailing ankle. One minute Coach Coughlin says he's good to go and the next minute I'm hearing the fantasy cuss word "timeshare" being thrown around. All I'm saying is STAY AWAY! There is no reason for the GMEN to give Rashad enough work to be fantasy relevant this week. They're playing for nothing, the Redskins stink, Eli is going to go off and Andre Williams can handle the ground work this week.

Moped Ride of the Week - Chris Johnson (Jets RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Geno Smith will once again keep the seat warm for the Heisman Trophy Winner or some free agent Quarterback as Gang Green's signal caller this week and that means it's 'ground and pound' time out in the Country Music Capital this week. 'Ground and pound' time means New York Jets running backs will be busy this week and expect Mr. CJnowherenear1K to be the busiest. Sexy Rexy is going to do the right thing and let Chris Johnson throw the revenge banger against his ex-lover in one of Fitz's favorite cities. Shoutout to all the hot country broads in Nashville.

-FantasyFitz

p.s. Glad to hear Baba Booey is better at fantasy than he his at tossing first pitches...

p.p.s This is my closest connection between Nashville and New York...

Monday, December 8, 2014

Clay Lays The Wood on Redemtion Monday

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As I explained to my main man to my right last week, when you lay the wood you gotta go hard or go home. I wanted to give you folks the Pats last night and some may say that being a 4 point favorite on the road, on the west coat nonetheless, is "enough wood for me", but not for me. I like big fucking wood.

You know who else likes big wood? The original sexter himself, Brett Favre. Been a tough couple of years for Favre from Sterger ratting him out, to getting booed at Lambeau, to finding out that he wasn't the first or even the second choice to star in "There's Something About Mary". Tough life. Shit's about to turn around for the Wrangler jean wearing, lumberjack shirt rocking, gunslinga himself, as he gets welcomed back in Green Bay tonight.

There is zero percent chance these Wisconsin weirdos boo Favre again. They will be going nuts tonight. He may be there to support a Bart Starr ceremony, but lets be honest, Brett Favre will be the main attraction. The fact of the matter is the mans presence will warm up the hometown crowd tonight for what should be an absolute beat down over the Falcons, the team that drafted Favre.

Everyone knows my thoughts on both Rodgers and Ryan, but if not let me refresh your memories: Rodgers is the man and Ryan is a choke artist. For some reason the NFL is going to allow one of those pathetic NFC South teams to make the playoffs this season, and it looks like the Falcons just may be that team since they haven't lost in their division yet. The only problem for the Falcons is that they only beat one team outside of their division this season.

The Falcons have only covered 1 road game this season and that was against the worst team currently in the NFL in the Bucs. Contrastly, the Packers are 5-0-1 at home this season and have looked unstoppable when they play in prime time(minus opening night in Seattle).

This is not going to be like Mike Vick went into Lambeau Wild Card weekend in 2002 and served up Favre's first loss when the temperature dipped below 32 degrees. Today's Falcons are not that talented and today's Packers are much more talented. Look for the cheese heads to smack the weak Falcons team all over Lambeau tonight in front of their old friend. I think Rodgers will want to show Brett whats up and show him why they booted his old ass outta Green Bay.

Packers-42 Falcons-16 (Packers -13)

-Clay

I am trying to figure out if Favre messed up anything more than Jenn Sterger in his life??? The guys an idiot. I mean first of all he's married and second of all sending dick pics?? Good quarterback, stupid son of a bitch though. I'm glad Sterger is doing her thing as a stand up comic. She's pretty funny and oh yea she's REALLY sexy

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PPS
Can someone text me updates of the game? I'll be "looking at the tree" tonight. No this is not a weed reference. All true New Yorkers will understand what I mean. It's basically a prerequisite to being in a relationship in the NY area. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

The Real Fitzy Goes OVA out West

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Carrie Underwood isn't the only one giving everyone a rise in their levis on Sunday Nights lately. Turns out after a quick trip down NYMWS memory lane, I realized that I'm the CM PUNK of Sunday Night Football plays. Yours truly is 4-0 lifetime for NYMWS on Sunday Nights.

This Sunday Night our favorite Window Throwa Phil Rivers plays host to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. As my tag team partner Clay mentioned on the most recent Break Down the Blog Podcast, the Window Throwa kills it in December. At 30-6 in the final month of the season the Chargers have proved to be a FINISHA in past regular seasons.

As 4 point home-dogs it's very possible that if the Chargers had anyone else besides Brady coming to San Diego tonight the title of this column would be "WHAT ABOUT THE DOGS?". Tom, Coach Belichick and the Patriots come west tonight with their 9-3 record after losing Superbowl 48.5 to Mr. Munn and the Cheeseheads at Lambeau last week. Like Rivers, Brady is also very good in December, sporting a 45-7 record.

With two of the league and December's best on Primetime tonight, expect both of the guys to produce a high scoring affair with their high potent offenses.

Patrios 33 - CHARGERS 27 (OVA 53)

-Fitzgerald

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p.s. These guys score a ton off the field too. Rivers has as many kids as he does December wins and you know our girl Gisele makes Tom give it to her at least twice a night before his 8:30 PM bedtime. Gisele you ol' sailor you....

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Uhhhhh OVA in 'Zona

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In the unknown world that is the NFL, there is one thing that we all know: Jamaal Charles scores touchdowns. I don't care where he plays, when he plays he scores. Today will be no different even though the Chiefs are playing in a very difficult place to score points in Arizona.

The Cardinals defense is fierce and the crowd will be a factor, but that's why Fat Andy will take the ball out of the Game Manager's-Alex Smith-hands and just feed Jamaal. Feed Me More. Feed Me More. I can just hear him now.

The other factor is that both defenses in this match up have the knack for scoring points themselves. If Alex Smith is stupid enough to try and test the Arizona secondary he's going to have PP, the Honey Badger, and the father of 12 all over the ball as they're all "ball hawks", ok? And when da honey badger's da honey badger, he's Rod Woodson, ok?

Look out for a couple of defensive scores out of Arizona because God knows their offense sucks. But there will be points, oh yes, there will be points.

Chiefs-27 Cardinals-20 Ova 41

-Clay