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NYMWS has been all over it since day 1. We're hip, we're cool, and we're men. When we see something we like we let the people know because that's was we do.
Since day 1 Fitzy and I have been all over one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, Aaron Rodgers, and his sexy ass woman Olivia Munn. We broke down the fact that A-Rod got his woman a "special ring" and that Rodgers is 30 and Munn is 33, so my man loves the older women. NYMWS has shoved countless amounts of pictures and gifs of the beautiful Olivia, with and without her man. Why? Again, because we're here for the people. We want all of you out there to see how absolutely stunning Olivia Munn is and the fact that a top NFL QB can pull just about any ass they want.
Not only are our picks that win you straight cash homey free, but so are our life lessons that we give you: Life lesson #1-Become a top NFL QB, not just for the money, but for the ladies.
I digress.
What I'm getting at here is that NYMWS doesn't follow the herd. We aren't sheep, like ESPN and a lot of the main stream media out there. Unfortunately the main stream media gets the exclusive access with celebrities like Olivia Munn that Fitzgerald and I can't get. Yet.
On the fortunate side, this week was the week of Munn. Olivia made a steamy appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman"
Big fan of Letterman, guy's a comedic genius, but I mean come on you gotta know her name. Olivia you can wear that high slit skirt on our show whenever you want and we'll always get your name correct.
Next Ms. Munn dished about her sex life with Mr. Discount Double Check on "Watch What Happens Live" with Andy Cohen. So no sex on game day, but I mean she's only been with him for 13 game days. I'm not too worried about it and neither should any of you. She clearly loves having sex with her convictions of "I try to have sex whenever I can", so I am not too worried about A-Rod's sex life. And I mean if he smashes during the week and just focuses on football Saturday and Sunday, who cares??
But again, I digress.
Today's Packers Bills game is going to be a good one, but just not as good as everyone thinks it's going to be. First of all Green Bay is going to win the game. Enough of this Buffalo is going to win straight up crap. I do think that the Bills defense is superb, but they haven't met an offense like A-Rod's yet this year. They will do well today, but not enough to win the game.
Kyle Orton sucks and will not be able to put up much, even against this sub-par Packers defensive unit. 'The Ralph' will be loud and jacked up with those fat ugly women making noise, but unfortunately for them, once again they'll be going home unsatisfied as Rodgers gets to go home to the beautiful Olivia Munn. He just won't be able to put up the points he's used to putting up....
Packers-28 Bills-13 UNDA 50
PS
A little details about the actual game-The weather is going to be great, clear and 40 degrees, so no issues there. The Bills have gone UNDA in 11 of their 13 games. The Packers are coming off of a short week, their only one of the season, should be interesting to see how they respond in an extreme environment.
PPS
DID YOU SEE OLIVIA MUNN'S LEGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Since day 1 Fitzy and I have been all over one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, Aaron Rodgers, and his sexy ass woman Olivia Munn. We broke down the fact that A-Rod got his woman a "special ring" and that Rodgers is 30 and Munn is 33, so my man loves the older women. NYMWS has shoved countless amounts of pictures and gifs of the beautiful Olivia, with and without her man. Why? Again, because we're here for the people. We want all of you out there to see how absolutely stunning Olivia Munn is and the fact that a top NFL QB can pull just about any ass they want.
Not only are our picks that win you straight cash homey free, but so are our life lessons that we give you: Life lesson #1-Become a top NFL QB, not just for the money, but for the ladies.
I digress.
What I'm getting at here is that NYMWS doesn't follow the herd. We aren't sheep, like ESPN and a lot of the main stream media out there. Unfortunately the main stream media gets the exclusive access with celebrities like Olivia Munn that Fitzgerald and I can't get. Yet.
On the fortunate side, this week was the week of Munn. Olivia made a steamy appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman"
Next Ms. Munn dished about her sex life with Mr. Discount Double Check on "Watch What Happens Live" with Andy Cohen. So no sex on game day, but I mean she's only been with him for 13 game days. I'm not too worried about it and neither should any of you. She clearly loves having sex with her convictions of "I try to have sex whenever I can", so I am not too worried about A-Rod's sex life. And I mean if he smashes during the week and just focuses on football Saturday and Sunday, who cares??
But again, I digress.
Today's Packers Bills game is going to be a good one, but just not as good as everyone thinks it's going to be. First of all Green Bay is going to win the game. Enough of this Buffalo is going to win straight up crap. I do think that the Bills defense is superb, but they haven't met an offense like A-Rod's yet this year. They will do well today, but not enough to win the game.
Kyle Orton sucks and will not be able to put up much, even against this sub-par Packers defensive unit. 'The Ralph' will be loud and jacked up with those fat ugly women making noise, but unfortunately for them, once again they'll be going home unsatisfied as Rodgers gets to go home to the beautiful Olivia Munn. He just won't be able to put up the points he's used to putting up....
Packers-28 Bills-13 UNDA 50
-Clay
PS
A little details about the actual game-The weather is going to be great, clear and 40 degrees, so no issues there. The Bills have gone UNDA in 11 of their 13 games. The Packers are coming off of a short week, their only one of the season, should be interesting to see how they respond in an extreme environment.
PPS
DID YOU SEE OLIVIA MUNN'S LEGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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