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Viagra Play of the Week - Alshon Jeffery (Bears WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

I amy not be the smartest guy out there but I can certainly do simple math and this equation is pretty simple-No Brandon Marshall + An awful Saints defense + A pissed off Jay Cutler, who's out to prove something + A primetime home game = Alshon Jeffery single handily wins your fantasy football game.  Basically, the Saints are awful and it's supposed to rain a little bit tomorrow night in Chicago so good luck trying to keep up with one of the biggest most athletic WR in the game today.

BBW - T.Y. Hilton (Colts WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)  

T.Y. has made a living by absolutely torching the Texans every time he plays them, including a 30 point out burst earlier this season in Houston, but today will be different.  The Texans have a huge chip on their shoulder and believe that they can beat anybody anywhere.  The only problem is that they've never beat the Colts in Lucas Oil Stadium.  They know that the way to beat the Colts is to get after Andrew Luck and kick his ass like the Browns did last week.  Unfortunately for Cleveland, they let up a little bit in the 4th quarter and gave up a few big plays.  This will not be the case this week.  JJ Watt and Co. will hold it down and make sure Andrew Luck has the worst game of his young career as they sneak out of Indy with the W and T.Y. sneaks out with just a couple of fantasy points.

Moped Ride of the Week - Justin Forsett (Ravens RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it) 

The Ravens RB situation has been a revolving door all season.  It's been up and down like an elevator in Atlantic City, but it looks like they've finally got something in the crafty vet Justin Forsett(hey, it rhymes!).  Forsett has one of the best match ups this week against a Jacksonville defense that is ranked 27th against the run in fantasy.  The Jags have also given up at least 24 points to RB's in 4 of their last 5 games.  The Ravens at home will romp the Jaguars, expect at least 20 carries, 120 yards, and 2 TDs out of Forsett.

-Clay

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ESPN allowing our Fantasy cover girl to host SportsCenter with Kenny Mayne??  She's sexy, tits hanging out and everything, but as a whole it was extremely awkward and so ESPN