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Viagra Play of the Week - Eddie Lacy (Packers RB)
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)
There is a HUGE difference between the Packers and Cardinals. We can start with the QB's. I mean the Cards start a guy that the J-E-T-S cut for the SEC network front man, Tim Tebow, while the Pack runs out Mr. Munn. That shit isn't even close. That's why picking on the Falcons defense with the Cardinals last week was a mistake by me. My bad. But I'm right back at it this week, but instead of telling you to roll a guy who hasn't gotten 100 yards all year, I'm giving you a sure fire slam dunk start. Lacy has gotten over 20 carries in his last 2 games and with the HUGE lead the Packers will have after the 1st quarter, expect another 20+ carries for this beast. He'll score at least a couple of TDs against one of the worst running defenses in the game as well.
And since we brought her up.....
And since we brought her up.....
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BBW - Ryan Fitzpatrick (Texans QB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)
Enough of this guy. I mean yea sure his kid is cute and smart and everything, but he is not good. He lit up a bad team last week basically because JJ Watt went off like he always does. Last week this fake Fitzy tossed the rock a million times to DeAndre Hopkins and got him a millions points that absolutely crushed me. I get that the Texans are playing a bad Jags team, I get that, but we all saw last week that the Jags get after the QB and I see that happening again this week. The fake Fitz will not be able to respond the the pressure and will lose the ball a couple of times just like Eli. Then hopefully he'll shave that stupid ass beard and realize that he is probably the biggest tool in the league. (Lets just hope they don't put JJ on offense again because if they do Fitzpatrick may throw another 6 TDs. Fuck.)
Moped Ride of the Week - Jarvis Landry (Dolphins WR)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)
The fact that this guy was on the other side of OBJ in college makes me wonder how LSU ever lost a game? I mean just throw the ball up to these guys and you win the game, am I right? Landry has come out of no where recently and has made Mr. Tannehill look even sexier then he already is(football wise). Landry's hands are fucking enormous and you no what that means? Yea, huge dick, but it also means he can catch anything that gets thrown his way. We all saw last week when da window throwa threw all over this Ravens D and now with that pill popping Haloti Ngata suspended for the rest of the year Tannehill will have all the time in the world to find his besties. For selfish reasons I hope he finds Mike Wallace more, but I'm here to do what's best for business and what's best for business is to give everyone the right play. Adjust your lineups. RIGHT NOW.
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