 |
| Photo Credit - lehighvalleylive.com / Filter - NYMWS |
After watching "The U-Part 2" 30 for 30 documentary last night on ESPN I have been kicking myself, the same way I was a couple years ago when part 1 came out, that I didn't go to The U for college. I mean those guys just know have to have fun. They get ass, get money and win football games.
One of the biggest revelations for me to come out of last nights film was Miami's 7th Floor Crew. As a big University of Miami football fan I am embarrassed to say I didn't know about this until last night. This shit is absolutely hilarious. It's a bunch of guys from the 2005 team that made a rap about doing extremely sexually dirty things to women. Take a listen
This is 9 minutes of pure genius. Well not really, it's fucking awful, but absolutely hilarious. If you can't take the whole thing because it's so awful, please do yourself a favor and jump to the 6 minute mark where G-Reg takes over. Yes, G-Reg is the current tight end for the Carolina Panthers and he might be my favorite player in the NFL right now. His lines are 20 seconds of amazingness.
Unfortunately for G-Reg and his 3rd leg, his QB got into a crazy car accident this week and he'll have Derek Anderson at the helm rather than Cam Newton. Yes, Derek Anderson, not Superman. Thank God Newton survived that horrific looking crash, but he isn't rushing back to the field anytime soon and even though Anderson led the Panthers over the Bucs in Week 1 this season today will be a completely different story.
Mike Evans has proven to be a beast in the NFL and has transitioned seamlessly from catching Johnny Football's passes to catching the rock from who ever the hell is tossing it down there in Tampa. Who's even tossing.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S TOSSING THE ROCK DOWN THERE!
It's been a tough week for the Panthers and even though Cam will be there to support his squad, he won't be on the field to actually help his team win the game.
Bucs(+3)-26 Panthers-24
One of the biggest revelations for me to come out of last nights film was Miami's 7th Floor Crew. As a big University of Miami football fan I am embarrassed to say I didn't know about this until last night. This shit is absolutely hilarious. It's a bunch of guys from the 2005 team that made a rap about doing extremely sexually dirty things to women. Take a listen
Unfortunately for G-Reg and his 3rd leg, his QB got into a crazy car accident this week and he'll have Derek Anderson at the helm rather than Cam Newton. Yes, Derek Anderson, not Superman. Thank God Newton survived that horrific looking crash, but he isn't rushing back to the field anytime soon and even though Anderson led the Panthers over the Bucs in Week 1 this season today will be a completely different story.
Mike Evans has proven to be a beast in the NFL and has transitioned seamlessly from catching Johnny Football's passes to catching the rock from who ever the hell is tossing it down there in Tampa. Who's even tossing.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S TOSSING THE ROCK DOWN THERE!
It's been a tough week for the Panthers and even though Cam will be there to support his squad, he won't be on the field to actually help his team win the game.
Bucs(+3)-26 Panthers-24
-ClayTON
No comments:
Post a Comment