FantasyFitz's Week 14 Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - LeSean McCoy (Eagles RB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

If you're reading this saying to yourself..."No shit Fitzgerald. Shady is a top 10 back, who's received 20 plus carriers in 7 of the last 8 and there is no chance Chip let's the Sanchize toss the rock in the redzone against Sherm and the LOB."..then kudos on agreeing with Fitzgerald's thought process. If you're a Shady owner that is saying to yourself...."I don't know Fitzgerald. Shady started off so Shady and playing anybody against the Seahawks is so Shady and maybe I should just put  Stedman Bailey in the flex over him (that one's for you future El Cunado)."...then stop your thoughts right now and go with the Fitzgerald thought process explained above.

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BBW - Trent Richardson (Colts RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

This is another one that seems obvious but T-Rich seems to be trying to convince people otherwise. No Trent, you're not going to jump into the Dawg Pound. No Trent, you're not the same guy that the Browns drafted 3rd overall. Trent, no disrespect bro, but just stop. There is no shot you throw a revenge banger in Cleveland on Sunday. In what is either the last week of your regular season or the first round of your playoffs, there is no way you can trust this guy in your lineup. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Chris Ivory (Jets RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Roc Nation client Geno Smith is back under center in what Sexy Rexy has called a "Jet Decision". If you ask me, it sounds more like a "Same Old Jet Decision". But what do I know? Oh wait, I know that Sexy Rexy ran it 10,0000 times last week with Geno back under center. Look for gang green to run in 10,000 times again and Ivory should get at least 5,000 of those carries so he should be able to get you somewhere in the 13 to 16 fantasy point range. Totally rad flex play. 

-FantasyFitz

p.s. Happy Birthday Hov!