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While our New York Football teams aren't making the real playoffs, some of the players that put the pads on for the G-Men and Gang Green will still be relevant for many in the Fantasy Football Playoffs. Here's a trio of NY Footballers for all of you Fantasy Footballers to think about before setting your lineups this week....
Viagra Play of the Week - Eli Manning (Giants QB)
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)
Ahhh shucks Fitzy I'm starting Eli in my fantasy playoffs would be the norm. But this week isn't the norm because Mr. ELIte will be under center against the dreadful Washington Redskins in Week 15. As the TMR pointed out in this week's Love-Hate, Eli had 5 total TDs against this dreadful group B.OBJ. (Before Odell Beckham Jr.). Look for the starting quarterback of Fafa Fooey's squad to put up top 5 numbers for your squad this week.
BBW - Rashad Jennings (Giants RB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)
As I'm writing this my PIP/Bloggin Brotha from another Motha CLAY-to-the-TON has our boy penciled in to start in his RB/WR spot so I hate doing this. I just don't feel comfortable starting Rashad this week. I have no idea what's going on with this ailing ankle. One minute Coach Coughlin says he's good to go and the next minute I'm hearing the fantasy cuss word "timeshare" being thrown around. All I'm saying is STAY AWAY! There is no reason for the GMEN to give Rashad enough work to be fantasy relevant this week. They're playing for nothing, the Redskins stink, Eli is going to go off and Andre Williams can handle the ground work this week.
Moped Ride of the Week - Chris Johnson (Jets RB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)
Geno Smith will once again keep the seat warm for the Heisman Trophy Winner or some free agent Quarterback as Gang Green's signal caller this week and that means it's 'ground and pound' time out in the Country Music Capital this week. 'Ground and pound' time means New York Jets running backs will be busy this week and expect Mr. CJnowherenear1K to be the busiest. Sexy Rexy is going to do the right thing and let Chris Johnson throw the revenge banger against his ex-lover in one of Fitz's favorite cities. Shoutout to all the hot country broads in Nashville.
-FantasyFitz
p.s. Glad to hear Baba Booey is better at fantasy than he his at tossing first pitches...
p.p.s This is my closest connection between Nashville and New York...
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