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Viagra Play of the Week - Joique Bell (Lions RB)
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)
Hmmmm let's think, is anyone dumb enough to not start someone against the Chicago Bears? The Jimmy Clausen led Bears are in some trouble today at home. Not just because Jimmy Clausen sucks, but actually the whole team sucks. The defense can't stop a nose bleed and this coach already has 1 and a half feet out the door. Look for Matthew Stafford to start the day strong by picking apart this Bears secondary, but once they get up 30 he'll feed Bell until they get up 60 and they finally call off the dogs. Roll Bell confidently as your RB1.
BBW - Arian Foster (Texans RB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)
The Ravens are the #1 rush defense in the NFL. They have given up 4 TDs to running backs all season long, including only 2 over the last 12(!) games. The Texans are starting a guy named Case Keenum, who is their 9th string passer. Its simple, the Ravens will play that dirty box all day and shut down Foster from doing just about anything today. You got to play a guy like this no matter what, but don't say NYMWS didn't tell you not to.
Moped Ride of the Week - Dan "Boom" Herron (Colts RB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)
In contrast to the Ravens, the Cowboys rush defense is quite weak. They've allowed 13 TDs to opposing RBs this season and have given up over 100 yards on the ground in 6 games. "Boom" has clearly emerged as the Colts number 1 back since the injury to Ahmad Bradshaw, and yes for some reason they'll give Trent Richardson a couple of looks, but those rushes won't matter. Herron can catch the ball and has the breakaway speed to burn the 'Boys sketchy defense.
If you've made it this far in your fantasy football season, congratulations, but you still got to get it done today to be the champ. Take NYMWS's advice and get this shit done! Good luck to all.
If you've made it this far in your fantasy football season, congratulations, but you still got to get it done today to be the champ. Take NYMWS's advice and get this shit done! Good luck to all.
-ClayTON
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