FantasyFitz's Week Deuce Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Emmanuel Sanders $6,000 (Broncos WR)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

With Vontae Davis already ruled out, help is not on the way for a suspect Colts' secondary. Insert top healthy receiver playing against said Vontae-less suspect Colts' secondary here. I know the fantasy points weren't there for Emmanuel Sanders in a tough week one matchup, but since I am an eye doctor like most other sports analyst these days, I can tell you that he certainly passed the eye test. Emmanuel is a top 5 wide receiver this week. Absolute no brainer at $6K.

Viagra P.S. - Nobody is talking about Arian Foster this week, except for Belichick, who says he is tough to tackle. I am not worried about the injury. Gase knows how to manage his hamstring, and he also knows how to scheme up some work for his top running back. Both Foster and Gase are out to prove themselves against the Pats. $6,500 also seems a little cheap for that Kelvin Benjamin guy we saw last Thursday night. 

BBW - Jonathan Stewart $5,400 (Panthers RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

The San Fran defense held Gurley to 2.8 yards per carry last week, so I would love to tell you I was doing this because I am buying into the overreaction that their defense is now stealth, but that is not my reasoning. Stewart is usually a fine option because of his usage, but I just don't think the Panthers will really need to use at home this week. After they are up, they would be better off using Fozzy or Tolbert, over a nicked up J-Stew. Find an extra $100 on DraftKings to get Rawls, or go cheaper with Woodhead or Yeldon.  

Moped Ride of the Week - Justin Forsett $4,400 (Ravens RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

The Cleveland rushing defense looks mighty friendly for running backs. Who's running the rock out there in Baltimore these days? Ohhhh. They are like everyone else and have one of those weird committee things? Well then, I guess we better pick one. While I don't hate the idea of Terrence West, who had more carries last week (and has a little revenge banger going on this week), I prefer the guy who had a few more rushing yards. I know West is cheaper, but Forsett is better. Sometimes you get what you pay for. 

Moped P.S. - Now that we finally figured out his name, you know the deal with Tyrell Williams. Hopefully he just does what Rivers says they need him to do, and catches a bunch of balls. He will be a popular play this week, so if you are not into waiting your turn to ride this train, you will have to take a pass. $3,200 for a Jimmy Graham who is "ready to play in all situations" is the move for anyone who has some stones. It doesn't take much for him to at least score a touchdown when he plays. At their home opener, it's worth a stream, or $2,700, to gamble on this Khalil Mack led defense. 

-FantasyFitz