Sunday, September 11, 2016

FantasyFitz's Week 1 Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Jordy Nelson $7,700 (Packers WR)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Jordy is back, and Jordy is healthy. There is plenty of talk about Jordy being on a snap count, but Kelvin Benjamin was also on a snap count Thursday night, and we all saw how that went. The Packers won't need Jordy as much as the Panthers needed Benjamin, but that won't matter. Even if this snap count is real, Jordy can make a WR1 impact on one play. This could be the last time Jordy's DraftKings price is below $8,000 all season. Take advantage daily fantasy footballers. 

Viagra P.S. - My running backs are also Viagra Plays at a steep discount. Get Ware and Jennings in your lineups. Both will be top-5 backs this week. 

BBW - A.J. Green $8,400 (Bengals WR)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I am doubling down on my A.J. Green feelings from my What About The Dogs blog. Revis is out to redeem himself from the hot garbage of a finish he had last year, but if he struggles to do so, the lack of weapons surrounding A.J. will allow the Jets to double team him. Green will finish the season as top-5 fantasy WR, but it won't look that way in today's contest. My Viagra Play, Marshall, Cooks, and Cobb, are better cheaper options. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Eric Ebron $3,900 (Lions TE)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Rapsheet is saying he is good to go, so I have found you your Gronk replacement. Eric Ebron is going to double his touchdown total from last season, and he starts with getting one today against a nicked up Colts secondary. Cooter and Stafford know just how talented this guy is. 

Moped P.S. - V-Jax will look a little like the old V-Jax as Jameis improves this year. It starts today with Evans tangled up against Trufant.



-FantasyFitz 

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