Bills Are Clay's Week 3 Dog

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Nothing sweeter then when Fitzgerald and myself are on the same page.  We are both all about that ex fat ass, feet lovin', defensive specialist son of a bitch, Sexy Rexy.  Giants fans, like myself, have watched this guy over the past 6 seasons take an OK team to 2 straight Championship Sundays then become the driver of the clown car that is the New York Jets.  It was cringe worthy at times, like when two people awkwardly start making out when others are around.

Obviously those awkward Jets times are over and Rex moved his family out to Western New York where they are off to a 1-1 after having to play the top 2 teams in the AFC from 2014.  Gotta love the tough schedule to start the season and gotta love that Rex is still running his mouth about how great he is.  

On the other end of the spectrum are those Miami Dolphins.  They were the hot pick coming into the season with Ryan Tannehill-who's just OK, Lamar Miller-who's overrated, their receivers-who can't get open quick enough, and that defense-who is EXTREMELY under performing.  The 'Phins may remember the last time Rex stepped foot in South Florida and just shit all over their stadium in his last ever game as the Jets coach.  Expect more of the same today as everyone knows those Miami players are just thinking about their long trip across the pond next week against another division rival. Expect the Dolphins to keep it close as they should force the more inexperienced Bills team into a few miscues, but it just won't be enough.

The line tells us that Vegas believes this is a pretty even match up.  I agree, but the Bills will win.  I mean how could anyone go against #BillsMafia??  They've never lost a tailgate in their life, the team is coming off of a tough loss at home in their "Super Bowl", and as the great Al Dukes once sang (with a slight change) "Bills fans are having sex, with gals who look like Rex, they are real flabby!".  Lastly he NYMWS boys are in lockstep on this game, so what are you waiting for??

Bills(+3)-23 Dolphins-21

PS
Dave "El Pres" Portnoy of Barstool Sports, did a fantastic job last week chronicling the aforementioned #BillsMafia and it's too funny.

-Clay

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