Clay's Week 3 All RB Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - LeSean McCoy (Bills RB-Draft Kings $6,100)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

After years of being my arch enemy on that shitty Eagles team, LeSean McCoy has changed conferences on a shocking off season trade.  Love that the Eagles return on this trade is already hurt, it makes it even sweeter, but I also think that this will be the first week that McCoy is actually 100% healthy.  After Rex put him on the Matt Harvey pitch count for the first two weeks, McCoy looks to break out for his new team in a big way.  McCoy will finally show why the Bills hierarchy wanted him so badly this offseason.  Roll LeSean with confidence for the first time this season.

BBW - DeMarco Murray (Eagles RB-Draft Kings $6,600)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Transitioning from the Philly RB to the new one is interesting.  Murray couldn't be stopped last year with the Cowboys.  He was better than any running back ever.  He deserved the most money in the NFL.  Maybe he did, but Jerry Jones stuck out his chest and said "NO GLORY HOLE FOR YOU!"  This was the worst thing that could've happened to poor DeMarco.  The dude realized that he really isn't that good without the best offensive line in the game and even though he had great memories of Sam Bradford from college, he actually is a straight mediocre pro QB.  Chip Kelly is a chubby stubborn little man and will continue to give the ball to Murray out of the shotgun against the blistering Jets defense for some reason and as a result the running game will continue to suck.  Look for greener pastures elsewhere because Murray will continue to suffer.

Moped Ride of the Week - Melvin Gordon (Chargers RB-Draft Kings $5,000)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Last week I rode that little Danny Woodhead moped right up your ass and this week I am going to transition to the "starting" Chargers running back.  I mean you can't really call Melvin Gordon the started with Woodhead just vulturing snaps from him because of the connection with Rivers.  Gordon did look impressive last week against a pretty good Bengal defense and I mean you can only keep a guy who scored 33 touchdowns last year out of the end zone for so long.  Melvin is an explosive back that can do some damage this week  against a shitty run defense in Minnesota (see Carlos Hyde Week 1). Gordon will succeed this week, especially if the Chargers come out of the gate with some life unlike last week where they slept walked through the first half.  My main man Melvin is a solid RB2 this week for sure.

Clay's Week 3 Draft King's Lineup:

Pos	Player	FPPG
QB	Cam Newton	21.0	swap out
RB	Melvin Gordon	9.8	swap out
RB	LeSean McCoy P	13.2	swap out
WR	John Brown	12.1	swap out
WR	Michael Crabtree	18.9	swap out
WR	Demaryius Thomas	17.8	swap out
TE	Rob Gronkowski	29.9	swap out
FLEX	Doug Baldwin	16.4	swap out
DST	Jets	15.5	swap out

-ClayTON

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