Saturday, September 26, 2015

FantasyFitz's Week 3 Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Brandon Marshall (New York Jets WR)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Don't worry B, game recognizes game. Forget what these other jabronis think, I agree that you're one of the best out there. Brandon Marshall is off to an early lead in the Gang Green MVP race with his play through the team's first two wins. Jay Cutler's former first mate has 13 grabs, on 19 targets, for 167 yards and 2 touchdowns this year. Those numbers are paying dividends for those of us who bought B Marsh at his bargain draft day price. Look for that to continue against this brutal Chip Kelly secondary in week 3. His $6,200 DraftKings price tag shows me that they also don't recognize that he's one of the best out there. But that doesn't piss me off because that's affordable as f*ck for a Viagra Play. 

BBW - Justin Forsett (Ravens RB)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Let's do some quick time traveling. On January 27, 2014 Gary Kubiak became the running specialist offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens. On February 15, 2014 Ray Rice had a disgusting physical altercation with his now wife Janay which resulted in him being suspended from the NFL and cut by the Ravens. Add those two dates together and what do you get? The overachieving and future overhyping of Justin Forsett. As of September 26, 2015 Kubs and his talents are in Denver (expect a bounce back for CJ), no NFL franchise has the stones to sign Ray (what he did was TERRIBLE, but he's done all we've asked of him) and Justin is on his way to back to being the man he was on January 26, 2014 (an unusable fantasy running back). At $6,000 on DraftKings, the price is wrong bitch. 

 BTW...Fitz is a big Zo guy. He needs to get healthy, but he's the guy to own in the Ravens backfield.  

Moped Ride of the Week - Fitzy's Tyrod/Percy Bills Stack (Bills QB / RB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

God it feels good to get back in bed with Rexy. Rex's Bills travel out to South Beach this week for an AFC East showdown. It's weird that Rex and I are back in bed in this position. The offensive position was never one that we climaxed together in during his time in green and white. It wasn't for a lack of effort on my part. Fitzy's owned a lot of Shonn Greene, Santonio Holmes and even a little Plaxico during Rex's tenure. I stuck with him, but he never got me there. He'll get me there this week though. Call it a fourway....Fitzy, Rex and the Tyrod/Percy stack. Tyrod and Percy will have a day against this Dolphins team that sounds like they're from London. Love that Forgetting Sarah Marshall movie. We can go to jail this week for robbing Tyrod at $5,800 and Percy at $4,400 on DraftKings. 

FantasyFitz's Week 3 DraftKings Lineup
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