FantasyFitz's Week 1 Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Your First & Second Round Picks

(This guy  is guaranteed to erect your point total)

STOP! Stop overthinking it. The guys you drafted in the first two rounds have to be in your lineup. Obviously you get a pass if you're one of those weirdos who drafted in early August before Jordy or Arian got hurt but if you're not one of those weirdos just stop (Le'veon Bell owners get a pass too). If you thought enough of the guy to select him in the first two rounds he needs to be in your lineup this week. I'm talking to you Andrew Luck owners who are scared of the Bill's defense. Your first two picks should be the guys erecting your point total this week. 

BTW....I love AP, Jeremy Hill & Brandin Cooks if I went that route where I actually selected a player. 

p.s. You're a weirdo if you drafted a quarterback in the first two rounds. 

BBW - Mark Ingram (Saints RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I hope you didn't take this guy in the first two rounds. Lots of people had him as a top 15 RB in their preseason rankings but I wasn't sold on it. Mark Ingram will certainly be useable this season and he needed to be drafted as a RB2, but I'm just not sold on him living up to his top 15 RB draft position billing in week 1. Even with my main man Todd gone from the Cardinals, I think everyone's favorite Kangol hat rocking Coach Arians dials up the Card's defense to shut down the Saints running game in week 1. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Vernon Davis (49ers TE)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

If you're paying attention to da twitta you would know that your boy was all in on Dion Lewis on Thursday night but I guess that doesn't count since it wasn't on the official Minaj Blog. I got VD this week. Listen, it sucks to get VD. VD has burned a bunch of us but this year it's worth having him in the week 1 lineup. I was comfortable with the Gronk price tag but otherwise I wasn't a believer in paying the price necessary to get the other tight ends that were considered "TE1s not named Gronk". I'm in the rare crew that thinks VD delivers this week on MNF. Don't expect him to deliver you your Monday Night Miracle but I think 50 yards and a TD makes him serviceable. 

-FantasyFitz