NY Morning Wood Sports : Clay Rides That TB12 Wood

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So the Jags welcomed the Dolphins into their shit hole of a stadium last week and ended up winning on a late 4th quarter field goal, so now it's time to crown their asses? Not up in here!

Everyone does understand that the Jags are still the Jags, right? Oh yea and the Pats are still the Pats, right? What do I mean by that? Well, I think you all know , ok? Ok? Ok?

For those of you who are lawst, let me take you to school really quick: The Patriots are basically unbeatable in the Tom Brady era at home, but especially over the past 3 plus seasons, only losing 4 home games in that span. Tom Brady just put up damn near 500 yards himself on "best defense in the NFL" last week. Last weeks performance was also the worst a Rex Ryan led defense ever was against the pass in his tenure as head coach. Oh yea, and did I mention the Pat's don't lose at home?

Some of you fools may say, "Sure Clay, the Pat's might win, but they sure as hell aren't covering that number! Not against another team in the NFL!" Wait what? This is a serious argument I have heard from handicappers regarding this game, but that shit doesn't make any sense. Who's going to cover Gronk? Go ahead and double him, because then Tom will just hit up his boy Julian because we all know they love each other A LOT

And hell if that doesn't work he can flip it to Dion Lewis or even hit that LeGarrette Blount out of the backfield. Basically what I'm saying is what everyone knows, the Pats are too good for the Jags plain and simple. This Jacksonville team has a lot of promising young players starting with Blake Bortles, but he's a guy that turns the ball over too much and the Patriots are a team that exploits those miscues.

The Jags are in for a rude awakening walking into Gillette this weekend off of the bombshell that the NYMWS's favorite radio host dropped on Friday morning. Craig (or is it Chris) Carton basically said that the NFL is expediting an appeal that will end up with Brady serving that 4 game suspension that after all. To be honest I really don't care about this anymore. I'm so over "Deflategate" but I am 100% behind whatever Carton says, so if he believes it then so do I. I'm all in. So with that being the case, Tom knows his days are numbered here in the 2015 season so he's fucking pissed off and ready to drop his nut sack all over these Jaguars faces.

Patriots-35(-14) Jaguars-10

PS
TB12 is a sneaky good follow on Facebook. Dude just trolls everyone from Roger Goddell to the fat linemen on his offensive line. So far this year he's been mocking his upcoming opponents and this week was no different as he posted this classic Saturday afternoon,LOfuckingL:

Tom Brady

Preparing for some fierce competition tomorrow! ‪#‎24hours‬