Sunday, September 13, 2015

Clay Lays That Tannehill Wood

Photo Credit-Zimbio/Filter-NYMWS
The WAGS of the NFL have never been hotter.  We got Olivia Munn, Gisele Bundchen, Kristen Cavallari, Katherine Webb, and Ciara.  Smoke after smoke after smoke, but one of the best and most underrated is Lauren Tannehill.  She stole the show from day one her hubby made it into the league.  No one, and I mean no one, cared who the Dolphins picked with their 8th overall pick of the 2012 draft, all everyone was asking was who the hell was that lady in red sitting next to that guy???


Turns out Lauren's hubs is actually a pretty decent Quarterback in this league and many, like myself, feel like the 2015 season will be a breakout one for Tannehill.  What a better way to start off a huge year than against the pathetic Washington football team(us here at NYMWS are sensitive to racism and anti-semitism because Fitz is half Jewish, so we got to respect everything and everyone).  I mean who the hell is ever tossing the rock in D.C.?  Rex Grossman, right?  

I mean it really does not matter who's under center today for the Hogs because that D-Line down there in South Florida is just stupid good.  We all know about Suh, but Wake and Vernon are absolute studs as well and will fucking torture Washington today.

Last but not least we cannot talk about the Fish and not talk about my guy's bestie Jarvis Landry.  Dude is a smaller version of OBJ and they not only good players they are twins it's absolutely scary.


Don't be afraid to lay a little wood on a road team week one.  Especially when the home team blows.

Dolphins-34(-3.5) Hogs-17

P.S.
You knew it was cumming.....






-Clay
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