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Now it's starting to get crazy. I'm hearing the doubters starting to whisper out there "Clay are you nuts?? The Lions suck on the road! You gotta stop with the road teams you're losing your marbles!" I get it. It's hard to decipher. It makes no sense. But ya know what sometimes its the things that boggle your mind that turn out to be the best decisions you've ever made.
Think of it like a broad. You're out enjoying a nice night with the boys and you see a smokin' hot chick sitting with a couple of mutants so you figure you got this no problem. You might be an average looking dude who's in a slump with a below average size cock, but you say to your self, "Shit, I can give this gal something she can't get with those friends she's with right now so suck it up and go for it!" Right off the bat the girl is acting stupid and playing hard to get but once she realizes you're her way to get the D for the night she folds and gives it up.
This week the Lions are the smokin' hot bar woman and the gross friends are the Vikings. It's not going to be easy for the Lions to sneak past Minnesota, but once they realize how much better they are then them it'll show. I mean Matthew Stafford isn't a fat fuck anymore and the dude just got married, so you know his getting that Putin on the regular (at least for the next couple months).
I get that Adrian Peterson isn't going to be shut out of every game like he was last week, I get that. But I'm not sold on Teddy B yet. Dude came in with a shit load of hype this year and laid an egg last week against a below average 49ers team. Look for the Lions defense to get after it this week in that weird college stadium over there in Minnesota.
Lions(+2)-35 Vikings-20
Think of it like a broad. You're out enjoying a nice night with the boys and you see a smokin' hot chick sitting with a couple of mutants so you figure you got this no problem. You might be an average looking dude who's in a slump with a below average size cock, but you say to your self, "Shit, I can give this gal something she can't get with those friends she's with right now so suck it up and go for it!" Right off the bat the girl is acting stupid and playing hard to get but once she realizes you're her way to get the D for the night she folds and gives it up.
This week the Lions are the smokin' hot bar woman and the gross friends are the Vikings. It's not going to be easy for the Lions to sneak past Minnesota, but once they realize how much better they are then them it'll show. I mean Matthew Stafford isn't a fat fuck anymore and the dude just got married, so you know his getting that Putin on the regular (at least for the next couple months).
I get that Adrian Peterson isn't going to be shut out of every game like he was last week, I get that. But I'm not sold on Teddy B yet. Dude came in with a shit load of hype this year and laid an egg last week against a below average 49ers team. Look for the Lions defense to get after it this week in that weird college stadium over there in Minnesota.
Lions(+2)-35 Vikings-20
-Clay
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