FantasyFitz's Week 2 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Carson Palmer (Cardinals QB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

You can call me Pope Fitzy when it comes to the Fantasy Football Wait on Quarterback Religion. While the Pope might get all the street cred and pootang pie for the successfulness of the religion, it's really the guys like former Heisman Trophy winner Carson Palmer who make it all possible. Look for CP to find his roomie John Brown, my namesake Larry Fitzy and maybe even CJ (I'll pass on the K) for some scores out in the Windy City. Top 5 QB play for Pope Fitzy this week. Well worth the $6,700 price tag on Draft Kings.

BBW - Rashad Jennings (Giants RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I hate them. I hate these darn RBCs. I get that the RBC is useful in the league where they play..........for pay, but the RBC has left many of us fantasy footballers with...well...blue balls. Look for that to continue at Gang Green's Stadium this week. Big Blue has a true running back by committee situation going on out here in New Yorkkkk (Alicia Key's voice) and it's not pretty for you Rashad owners. You can find better at equal to or less than his 5K Draft King salary. 

Moped Ride of the Week - Duke Johnson (Browns RB)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

I gave the Duke a shoutout in last week's #LaytheWood blog and I think he shows ya'll why Fitzy tossed his name out there. Sure he is sort of involved in that dreadful RBC thing mentioned above with the Crow, but young play makers can usually find a way to help your lineup through the RBC cock block. Look for DJ to have a coming out party and a long score against the poet's defense in his home opener this week. Imagine the victory party in Cleveland Sunday night with the U's very own Duke Johnson and Johnny Football leading the Brown's to victory. 

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p.s. With Johnson's $3,400 Draft Kings price you'll be able to throw one heck of a party with the rest of your lineup this week. 

-FantasyFitz