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Russell is in a tough spot. Dating a MILF is hard. Dating a MILF who's baby daddy is a thug like Future is even harder. Dating a MILF who's baby daddy is a thug like Future who's been out spoken on his feelings about you being around his seed is even fucking harder. Even worse, dating a MILF who you're not even giving the pipe to is on another level of hard that I don't even know how to describe.
Ciara is a sexy ass chick. She gets Fitzy going. I'm also pretty sure all the fantasy footballers in our NYMWS home league tugged one out to this video since I posted it on the league's original LM note back in 2010....
What Fitzy is getting at is that off the field things are far from solving themselves for Russell. Based on this NY Post report it doesn't sound like Future is easing up, and I haven't heard any rumblings of the duo getting married, so it seems like Russ is stuck to getting off to CiCi the same way Fitzy does. Wait...is a religious guy like him even allowed to do that? Is the Pope still in NY? Wait, the Pope is always in NY! Mongos, I need a ruling. Get on the horn on Monday and ask him if that's allowed based on Russell's religious beliefs.
Any who, on the field, things are about to be on the up and up for Russ. The Mr. Kristin Cavallari less Bears visit the Seahawks this week in what's shaping up to be a blood bath. Chicago's subtraction of Cutler and Alshon against the Legion of Boom's addition of failed holdouter Kam Chancellor is providing us with the confidence needed to lay wood this big. Sprinkle in a little Jimmy Graham hates his role and then is fine with his role and you get all you need to cover the number in this one. Go Hawks!
SEAHAWKS (-14.5) 37 – Bears 6
-Fitz 1:19
p.s. Beast Mode will go in this one but even if he doesn't Freddy Action Jackson can get done what we need against this less than stellar defense.
p.p.s. Even though he isn't playing, we did mention him, so...
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