Sunday, November 15, 2015

Clay Lays Heavy Wood All Over

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 I have already alluded to my feelings about the Aaron Rodgers today at home against the Lions, but I haven't given all of the facts as to why it will be a beat down by the cheese heads at home.  Can someone say 1991?  I mean your boy Fitzy was still sucking on his mommy's nips in 1991 and that was the last time the Lions beat the Packers at Lambeau Field.  1991!  24 years ago!  I mean these teams don't play each other once every four years, they play at Lambeau every single year.  Absolutely mind boggling and unbelievable stat.

Couple that ridiculous stat with the fact the Packers got beat up the past couple of weeks and that spells danger for the Lions.  Detroit is back in the USA after their trip to London where they played an egg against the Chiefs, and their poor season looks to get poorer against the hungry Packers.  I don't care if Calvin Johnson is playing.  I don't care if Jim Caldwell says he is in fact alive and not dead.  And I certainly don't care that their offensive coordinator, Jim Bob Cooter, has the best name in league.  The Lions are set to get blown out yet again and continue their slide in Green Bay.


Packers-45(-10.5) Lions-14

This is maybe the biggest lay-up of the weekend.  Panthers only laying 5 points against the Titans?  I will take that, thank you very much.  The Panthers have proven to be a monster team, not only at home, but also on the road.  Does anyone remember a couple of weeks back when they beat those 12th man losers up in Seattle?  This was a mortal lock as soon as Marcus Mariota walked into the stadium this morning wearing his Titans v-neck sweater, I mean, dude you just were drafted #2 overall and made a stupid amount of money and you're wearing a Titans sweater?  Get some style Marcus, you're not in Oregon anymore.  

Panthers-24(-5) Titans-10

You know what's awesome?  The Houston Texans are still very much in the drivers seat to win the AFC South.  This would be great especially because the Colts are a bunch of bitches and Andrew Luck has blown this season.  Unfortunately for the Houston JJ Watt's, they get to travel to Cincy to face the undefeated Bengals on MNF.  That's two prime time games in a row for the Bengals and it will turn into two impressive wins in prime time.  I don't care that the Red Rifle made a fool of himself with that impressive hair on the cover of ESPN The Magazine, it's not Sports Illustrated, so he hasn't been cursed yet.  Texans get a late TD to make it closer then it looks and the Bengals are the only AFC team that remains undefeated.

Bengals-33(-11) Texans-21





-Clay
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