Clay's Week 11 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Chacandrick West (Chiefs RB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

With the loss of Jamaal Charles and being in the same divivsion as the powerhouse Broncos it looked like the Chiefs were settling for another sub par season.  Oh have times have changed.  All of a sudden Chacandrick West is the best running back in the NFL that you've never heard of and the Broncos suck.  The Chiefs still have a lot of work to do, but with one of the easiest schedules remaining in the NFL, they can catch up to Denver in no time.  Alex Smith has proven that he isn't a big time quarterback, so West will have to do his part like he has the past three weeks.  We all know Fat Andy loves to run the rock and as long as he gets Chacandrick at least twenty touches the Chiefs will win and so will your fantasy team.

BBW - A.J. Green (Bengals WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

I wanted to love the Bengals.  I actually did for a couple of weeks after the Red Rifle shut me up, but I'm glad to see the real Bengals are back.  The team led by the clueless coach and the weirdo quarterback is finally back to normal.  Unfortunately for a really talented receiver the Bengals will Bengal.  A.J. Green has some real talent, but I fear he's just starting to feed into the loser mentality.  That fumble in the final seconds against the shitty Texans proved this fact for me once and for all.  Also, Green will not be facing a mediocre defense this week, he's got one of the toughest corners to get room against in Patrick Peterson.  Cards smell blood and will once again turn the Red Rifle into the Red Pea Shoota so Green will suffer.  It's tough to do, but sit 'em.

Moped Ride of the Week - James Jones (Packers WR)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

It's not his sex life that has Aaron Rodgers struggling as of late. It's the fact that James Jones has been M.I.A.  No one thought that James Jones was going to be anything this season, but with all of the injuries to the Packers receivers and seeing that Randall Cobb is clearly overmatched as the number one guy, Jones has been a refreshing story.  Or should I say he was a refreshing story.  He had six touchdowns in during the Packers 6-0 start to the season, but has only amassed three catches for 59 yards in the three game losing streak.  I would hope that Mike McCarthy sees these numbers and looks to get Jones into the game plan.  If that fat bastard doesn't then I know A-Rod will find his guy and get him into the end zone for the first time in awhile.