Clay's Week 10 Fantasy Minaj

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Viagra Play of the Week - Aaron Rodgers (Packers QB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

This totally against everything NYMWS.  We take pride in the fact that we do not pick the big boys, the favorites, the top round drafts picks, but sometimes you got to break the rules and R-E-L-A-X.  I wouldn't suggest this unless I think that this player would have an unprecedented type of day, and that is exactly what I am forecasting for Aaron Rodgers.  Rodgers was embarrassed by his performances the past two week and what better way to break out of the slump then against the worst team of my generation.  Rodgers will have a Week 8 Drew Brees like performance, but maybe he'll throw five and run for two.  Look for the biggest fantasy performance of the year from Mr. Munn, who I heard broke up his normal week by banging out Olivia to try and break up the monotony.

BBW - Darren McFadden (Cowboys RB)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

Hold up.  People are actually forecasting a big game for a dude that hasn't had a full workload in about  five years?!?  HA!  Do me a favor Cowboys fans and get off of your knees.  Enough with Dez Bryant, Tony Romo, Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones.  Enough of this team.  And especially enough of these bunch of loser running backs.  None of them are as good as DeMarco, and in the same breath enough of this offensive line.  Without the quarterback or a decent running game, there is absolutely no chance the oft-injured McFadden does anything impressive.  

Moped Ride of the Week - Jarvis Landry (Dolphins WR)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

This is a Clay favorite and in no means would I consider Landry just a fun ride for one week, but the way the Dolphins have been playing of late I wouldn't doubt seeing folks sitting my boy.  That's been the right call the past couple of weeks, but if he's still relaxing on the bench, wake his ass up and get him in your starting lineup.  One question, did anyone see what Cole Beasley did against the Eagles last week?  I mean that's Cole Beasley, not Jarvis Landry.  Expect an absolutely monster game out of OBJ's bestie from the slot, as the Dolphins upset the Eagles on the road.