FantasyFitz's Week 10 Minaj a Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - LeGarrette Blount (Patriots RB)  

(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

Everybody's out here trying to figure out if it's going to be White or Bolden who replaces Neon Dion and I'm just over here like, "hey yo LeGarrette, pass the Blount". I know he's not that type of player but who says when your chick goes down that you need to replace her with one just like her. Look for LB to get himself some of those DL snaps, and more snaps in the Pats O for LB, should mean more fantasy points for our lineup. 

BBW - John Brown (Cardinals WR)

(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

JB as a questionable game time decision against the Legion of Boom off of a bye? I'll pass. You live and you learn folks.  

Moped Ride of the Week - Brandon LaFell (Patriots WR)

(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

Due, due, due, due, due, due. Sorry Clay, but today's the day we finally see that long Brady to LaFell TD that all of us LaFell stashers have been longing for. It also won't hurt that Prince is nicked up. DRC can't cover everybody.   

-FantasyFitz