Sunday, November 22, 2015

FantasyFitz's Week 11 Minaj A Trois

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Viagra Play of the Week - Latavius Murray (Raiders RB)  
(This guy is guaranteed to erect your point total)

While Lat Murray's been in a TD slump over his past three games, his 5.2 yards per attempt during the slump (4.7 on the season) has this fantasy owner feeling optimistic. The Raiders have Crabs, AC/DC and the aerial attack hogging the scoring this season but with a RB friendly Detroit on the schedule, expect Latavius to finally get the opportunity to do the scoring.  

BBW - DeAndre Hopkins (Texans WR)
(Blue Balls Warning - This guy will leave you painfully unsatisfied and wanting more)

League leading target rate smarget rate. Revis Island is out to prove to the doubters that Revis Island is still a no fly zone. Stay away TJ.

Moped Ride of the Week - Tyrod Taylor (Bills QB)
(This guy will be fun to ride for the week but you're not going to want to brag to your friends about doing it)

This one's for you Ben, Brees, Eli and Johnny Football owners. Three quarterbacks have scored over 20 fantasy points (ESPN Standard Scoring) against the Pats and that weirdo beard rocking defensive coordinator this season. Andrew Luck, Eli Manning and wait for it....Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod came out the fantasy gate hot this year but the hype train seemed to derail after his week 5 injury. With Tyrod back under center for the last two games, the Bills are looking like their back on track with two divisional wins but TT's fantasy points haven't followed suit. With plenty of rest, and plenty of motivation from his single white female of a head Coach Rexy, the former Hokie will be able to pick it pick it up pick it up. Who f*cking tonight? 




-FantasyFitz 

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